A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.
Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!
A town in Northern Oregon populated by rich old people, hott chicks that are as churchy as nuns, and guys who feel they are bad for being the biggest douche bags on a Christian School campus
Q: Can I touch you?
Q: Oh you live in Newberg don't you?
A small town in Oregon, about 20 miles away from Portland. Not much to do there except for go to the skate park or go catch a movie at the 99W Drive-In.
Very tolerant of people of other races and religions, mostly because everyone is too high on pot to really care. EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN UGANDA.
Choir program is amazing because they won a festival at freakin Disneyland
and recorded a song for an upcoming Disney movie that nobody knows about
Chad: Thinkin about goin to Newberg this weekend to chill with some bros. What do you--
Keegan: THERE'S FUCKIN NOTHING THERE
a hick town in oregon that attempts to be cool by having a skatepark
where are you from?
oh cool, cya