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No it's not Australia.
Where you do live?
I'm live here *points at globe*
Oh you mean australia?
No Its new zealand a independant country
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what wales is to england, new zealand is to australia.

basically, the wales of the southern hemisphere.
that new zealand, full of sheep-shaggers, so it is
by innit March 04, 2007
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we dont hate aussies just sumtimes they really piss ya off and wots more they often whinge about us and thatll start about a weeks worth of trans-tasman annoyance.i do like aussies because they have a millitary contract called the canbberra pact that declares that if one of us shall do battle the other will step in to help us victory,and i think thats fuken great.
the annoy us:not voting 4 new zealand to host the 2011 rugby world cup,we still one but its the thought that counts.
by daryl999 November 26, 2005
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A beautiful country in the South Pacific. New Zealand is NOT the sheep shagging capital of the world, any prat who writes that, should do themselves a favour and LEARN what they are writing about. Roughly 80% of the people are honest, easy-going, relaxed, tolerant, and so on. The other 20% aren't worth worrying about are they? By all means check it out. You'll be glad you did.
New Zealand is one of the most diverse countries in the world.
by God I love this planet March 03, 2006
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New Zealand is the coldest state of Australia, it's people seem to think it is a seperate country and like to act as though there is some sort of cross tasman rivarly, they don't however realise the rivarly beetween states such as SA, VIC, NSW etc. are of much greater importance.

Aussie A "Oi, We're playing the All-blacks tonight"
Aussie B "Fuck that, it's Collingwood Vs The Crows"

australia, new zealand.
Anzac Spirit lives on.
by Saause July 21, 2006
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Contrary to apparent popular belief, New Zealand is a great country. Being a kiwi myself, I shall be as unbiased as possible when I say that its people are not as rude, lazy, stupid, "sheep-molesting," etc. as some people are trying to convey. I can't defend our accent, even though I want to, because I don't know how it sounds to people from other countries. It probably is annoying though, so whatever floats your boat. Yes, it rains here. So what. A little rain won't kill you, and it's actually incredibly helpful to our farmers (who are not rednecks), as our nation strongly relies on cows and stuff to tide us over financially. Sure, we have a lot of sheep here; I really don't see why anyone would have a problem with that. It's not like we have poisonous snakes, or sharks... or freaking spiders that kill you. Not looking at anyone in particular. *Looks at Australia* And one more thing. This whole, "Kiwis are racist" thing is not real. I think everyone here knows how crap we are in comparison to other countries. We know that we have a pretty high obesity rate, domestic violence rate, and not to mention expensive tomato sauce in fish and chip shops. This is why a lot of us are moving to places like Aussie and the UK. We certainly do not think we are better than anyone else on this planet, and if anyone here does, they're probably part Australian (jk). Sorry, that was long, and not really a definition. Viva Aotearoa.
person 1: "Hey I'm moving to New Zealand."
person 2: "New Zealand? You mean that place with those freaking awesome cows and over-priced ketchup?"
person 1: "Hell yeah."
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A beautiful country in the South Pacific next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ is a load of shit and lay lots of crap on NZ becasue they don't know what it's really like. I hope all Aussies aren't like that, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn good.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
2nd Aussie: "Oath!"
1st Aussie: "No there's lots of Aussies who think NZ sucks big time."
by Billy March 19, 2005
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