New Zealand is roughly around 2220 KM's from the greatest country on earth..... Australia. Some people mistake the name New Zealand for "Australia Junior" but Australia is better in so many ways. For starters, the word bro isn't chucked around after every sentence, we don't have sheep constantly around us, we can pronounce words such as six, fish and chips and rich without saying "sux, fush and chups and ruch". In conclusion, Australians do it better
"Let's go to New Zealand for a holiday"

"Nah I don't feel like rooting sheep, lets go to Australia"
by Dylan (The Aussie) July 10, 2008
A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...
I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!
by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 04, 2005
a place where all rip off australians go to be nuetral and where people cannot say the letter 'i'.

Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
if u want an example of how prissy new zealanders are, finish reading all this "we're beautiful and just as good as australia! so don't be meanie poos" shit, then search australia and read about how proud we are to be poitically uncorrect we are, how we drink twice our own body weight in beer and how swearing is our language.

its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
by Sammi likes to swear November 17, 2006
Am I the only one here who realizes that "New Zealand" is a pristine word, not adapted or mutilated at ALL? Sheeyut, it's a concrete geographical area.
Nu Zizzle is an example of what "New Zealand" would like, were it actually slang.
by Susurrus April 09, 2005
That country that apparently all Australians love, but to be honest be all laugh about their accents and how they fuck sheep.

Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
by Proud Aussie Girl October 11, 2012
New Zealand, contary to beliefs that we are good people, we commit war crimes too.
In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.
by Hachi-Control September 06, 2008
The only place where a strangers ya mate and ya mate is a cunt.
Sup cunt, who's this?
Its my cousin, don't worry, he is from New Zealand bro
Oh sup mate
by JaYkeO August 30, 2011
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