"Nah I don't feel like rooting sheep, lets go to Australia"
Ps. you can say australians are mean, but really it's just that u guys are way to politically correct. australia bags everyone out and doesn't give a shit if u bag us out. we're not that sensitive and the reason the world likes us and acknowledges us (cos they dont even know who u r) is because we're tough.
its better to be a quarter racist, than to all have the same boring views
Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"