Teen A: I can't wait until friday I'm goin to the city.
Teen B: oh yea? why?
Teen A: because after i get back everyone will think i'm cool.
Teen B: you're a fag.
Kids Who live in New York City:
Teen A: I gotta go into the city today
Teen B: that sucks. good luck
Teen A: I know, my whole day is shot.
Most played out city in America.
Used to be a cool, tough, blue collared type place, but now is overrun with hipster faggets thinking they're living a "real", "urban" life style by leaving their shithole town in Maine or Pennsylvania and going to New York with 8 of their fucking suburbinite beer pong buddies. They love pretending to be poor even though their parents are probably paying $1000000000 for their closet sized apartment in SoHo. Once they move there they think they have the rough city life figured out (even tho NYC is not real, or rough city anymore) and flaunt it in other places with true born n raised, hard working city people like Chicago, Philly or Atlanta.
Native New Yorker's try and hide this but everyone knows their city has gone fake and sissified, and that New Yorkers are bunch of pussies now. They fail to realize you're not tough when ur talking shit while wearing the latest in designer fashion, and while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to live in a so-called new york "ghetto". White people spike their hair and wear skin tight clothes, black people skateboard, and "gangbangers" pay more money to stay in their "hood" than somebody in Philly or Chicago would for a real nice apartment in a good area. Yeah New York, real tough.
Harlem native Cam'ron realizes how soft New York City has become, and is now representing Chicago and other Midwest areas on his new album for street cred.
"New York City is a massive pile of garbage on America's east coast, and is thankfully downwind to the rest of America's citizens. It is the only city in the country that prides itself on being over-priced, filthy, and rude to visitors, yet out-of-towners still show up in droves.
Citizens of New York City are generally douchebags. They rarely take pride in anything they've accomplished in life, but rather where their mother happened to shit them out. People who no longer live in NYC will tell you how great it is (in barely understandable English) even though you didn't ask and couldn't care less.
As of 9/11/2001, apparently EVERYONE in New York City and the surrounding cities, or even people who had a layover there once, narrowly averted death by changing their travel plans that day. They usually tell this to everyone within earshot to score sympathy.
In summation, New York City is to be avoided at all costs. Furthermore, Hollywood should stop making lame-ass movies and TV shows there, because we're all fucking sick of it.
Vinny: "I say Queens is the bestest burrough in New York City!"
Bob: "You live in Seattle now, retard. Nobody here gives a shit." "
IS A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE AND SHOULD KILL HIMSELF! MORE LIKELY THOUGH,A MASSHOLE... HERE'S A REAL DEFINITION FOR YA:
New York City:
A World Class City, above all else in North America. It's really a joke when bitter, miserable Massholes (or people in other New England states blindly allying themsleves to them) poke fun at NY because of their own insecurities about their lame excuse for a city, Boston. Boston is not even 1/10 the city New York is population-wise, and not even 1% fun-wise. If this isn't enough fuya, which it never is for BloSux fans, read on. Some Massholes may even attempt to reason that Boston is a better city for families and visting... BULL-FUCKING-SHIT! Tell me how many people visit Boston... then tell me how many like it. It's only a good city if you like getting shit-faced with a bunch of miserable Bostonians during one of the city's bad sports teams performances. Before I end, the weather there, like the people, is always fucking cold and clammy.
I win. New York City wins.
BOSTON, AS ALWAYS, YOU LOSE.
See you in 2086 Red Sux, you SUCK!!!
Oh and remember its only april... enjoy it while it lasts.
Give it up Boston, you just suck and can't handle it!
FYI I am from Connecticut NOT New York and I am really fucking sick of hearing massholes bashing this great American city.
Me: Listen if ya think "killin", or whateva ya mean by that, New Yawk will make Boston the best city, you're retarded... yud hafta kill the other 250 decent cities in our country ta do that.
Bostonian: Fuck you. Go Sox!!
Me: Just keep sayin that ya pile uh shit.
New York is a great place to visit and has some great restaurants. Be prepared, though. Many things in Manhattan are very expensive. If you want a good, cheap restaurant, I recommend going to one of the other boroughs(specifically Queens). The cultural diversity of New York makes way for many restaurants with cuisines from many countries.
Some good attractions in the city include Bronx Zoo, the Coney Island aquarium, Museum of Natural History, Intrepid Museum, and Statue of Libterty. For sports fans, there is also Shea Stadium in Queens, Yankee Stadium in Bronx, Giants Stadium and Prudential Center in nearby New Jersey, Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, and Nassau Veterans Memorial Colloseum in Nassau county(east of Queens).
Despite all this, New York City does have its problems. Inflation is causing the prices of good to go up even more. Not to mention, gentrification and other things are causing housing to go up. Ever since 9/11, it's been getting worse and worse to live in the city. Even in the less expensive outer boroughs. On top of this, some of the residents are arrogant morons who like to talk about how great the city is. Some parts of the city are also areas you want to stay away from(Harlem, certain parts of Brooklyn, Queens, and Bronx).
1st tourist: New York City has been a great place to visit the last four days. The Statue of Liberty looks splendid from here. We should go see it.
2nd tourist: Sure, then we can go to Shea Stadium later and watch those Mets get whipped by the Braves! The Braves shall rise again!
1st tourist: Ok...