The story of a girl who is mentally retarded who struggled to find love and choose between necrophilia and beastiality.
Girl: I want to be like Bella in New Moon.
Guy: Why? So you can have sex with an 108 year old virgin vampire?
Girl: So? He's hot!
Guy: But what's the point? He can't get a f*cking boner!
by Deciphered May 28, 2010

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The story of a girls choice between beastiality and necrophilia.
Bella was caught in a newmoon, she couldn't choose between Jacob or Edward.
by leboneesq December 19, 2009

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The act of mooning someone sleeping and taking a picture of it and showing everyone except your victim.
Cartman: I call this, New Moon Rising
by Puffthecarrier1 January 07, 2011

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Perhaps the most depressing book in the entire Twilight series, New Moon tells the story of Bella Swan as she learns to adapt to life after her true love, Edward, leaves her. She finds friendship in a family friend Jacob Black and then procedes to spend all of her time with him until he goes through a strange transformation that will change their relationship forever. As well as the characters that are expected to return several surprises are thrown at Bella. This is a great book but is personally my least favorite in the series because Edwards is truely the core of Bella's life and it is difficult to see her in pain.
I just read New Moon I can't believe that Edward would leave.

by Lily Cullen July 30, 2008

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The second novel in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. The film, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner is directed by Chris Weitz. The plot is about a now eighteen human teenager, Bella Swan, who is in love with a never growing glorious vampire, Edward Cullen. In the first chapter, a incident happens where Edward realizes that him being so close to her could kill her. Not wanting to cause her harm and keep her safe, he does what he thinks is best for Bella, he leaves Forks, Washington.

Bella Swan is heartbroken for months, and the only thing that can numb her pain is time with best friend Jacob Black. Throughout the book you will discover Jacob has a secret too, he is a werewolf. And it just so happens werewolves and vampires are natural enemies. Also, Laurent and Victoria from Twilight return. And the ending will leave you happy as ever and ready for Eclipse.
"Dude, I'm so pumped to go watch New Moon!"
"Me too! Robert/Edward is so hot. Taylors body is to die for."
by twihaarder November 21, 2009

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.. sequel to the bible
new moon is 'dab0mb'
by ry ling September 22, 2008

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A major disappointment in the Twilight series. The second installment out of the current four. Written by the brilliant Stephenie Meyer.

It was by far the pointless need by Stephenie Meyer to express Bella's unnatural love for Edward. Readers were engrossed by the intense love between Bella and Edward, only to be let down by his total absence in New Moon.

However, very insightful to other characters in the plot and the overall true introduction of Jacob Black, the most kick ass character in the novel. Who gives the series the depth it was lacking in Twilight.
Example #1: Twilight was awesome, but New Moon was boring as fuck!

Example #2: New Moon was only bearable because of Jacob Black.

Example #3: "God, i cant wait to finish New Moon so i can get to Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.

Example #4: If Stephenie Meyer decides to continue with the Twilight series, i hope the fifth books isn't as depressing as New Moon.
by TrinityLife September 15, 2008

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