The biggest piece of shit in the UNION. Smells like Bigfoot's dick mixed with Snookie's pussy juice. The arm pits of New York City and Philly. Full of orange blowout faggets that like to fist pump. Does not have the concept of the real world and thinks every one is out the get them. Women are cocky fat sluts who think they are hot and frequent abortion clinics. A place to go if you want to get a blow out from all the pot holes in the streets, and have your car stolen while you go for help. Your only real ambition as a person from New Jersey is to move to New York. A great place to get cheap drugs on any city street corner.
New Jersey, cause hell was full.
by FNJ August 11, 2011

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A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
New Jersey- You're either filthy rich or fucking slummed.
by I_LIVE_HERE April 15, 2011

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By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military).

#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.
A $15 toll?

Thats New Jersey for you.
by AfricanSnowOwl January 24, 2011

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The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.
If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.
by catxoxo December 11, 2010

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Land of conspicuous consumption, Italians, dark hair, guidos, aggressive drivers, malls, diners, high property taxes, heavily-accented syllables, jughandles and the infamous Jersey shore. I think that sums it up.
If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.

The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.
by aquarius32 January 01, 2010

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A nasty brown stain between New York and Pennsylvania, with twice the corruption and none of the charm of either. The butt of every joke about the East Coast. The state that makes the rest of the northeast feel good about itself. A state whose residents have giant egos for no discernible reason and consider the urban wasteland seen from the Turnpike or Parkway as "scenery". Kinda like Connecticut if someone had urinated all over it and converted half of it into a toxic waste dump. A place where green air and glowing rivers are as common as big press-on fingernails and fake Luis Vuitton purses. The average IQ is "functionally retarded" but don't tell them that, because the mongoloid greaseball douchebags who inhabit "Joisey" will start a fight over anything. I'd be that miserable too if I had to live there. A fetid sewer of a state.
I just died and descended to the ninth circle of hell, where I am chained to a wall of fire and flogged with spike-covered whips for eternity. But hey, at least I'm not in New Jersey.
by Diggit18 July 29, 2009

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okay okay, i sat back and read half the definitions that these white people in Jersey typed and i dont have a problem with it at all. Yes, Jersey is the best place, but its also one of the poorest places also. Majority of the people in the South Jersey area such as Hanover, Brick, Hamilton and all that other stuff has it kinda good that the people up in Essex and Union County.

New Jersey is by far the only state to have the most safest and most dangerous city in the nation. But if you havent noticed, there's 2 most safest cities (Hamilton and Brick) and 4 most dangerous cities. (Trenton, Camden, Newark, & Jersey City) What does that tell you?

Yes, Jersey is the home of plenty celebrities and happens to be one of the best places you can be from. But dont come and think everything will be all smiles and laughter because you're thinking wrong.

Take a trip to Irvington, East Orange, or Elizabeth with a nice sidekick or even a cell phone. Let's just hope you make it out alive.

New Jersey, home of the good and the bad, expect the un-expected.
by RACE325 May 14, 2008

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