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The best state in the nation. A place where the people are real and lively. I live out here temporarily in fucking Minnesota, where I met people from all over the country, and let me tell you, they are some of the dumbest, coldest, boring, assholes you could ever meet. Not nearly as arrogant as most New Yorkers or stupid as Philadelphians, but dumb none the less. NJ is a place with a beach that bennies and shoobies occupy every year, yet they know how to make fun of our state. If it was so bad, then let those Philly people play with the liberty bell and pick corn with the Amish, and those New Yorkers help mug the muggers. NJ is the only place you can go out, and meet women who are actually beautiful and not simple. So I say fuck the rest and lets enjoy our Jersey! TR in the house Baby!
Women may not be easy in NJ but when you get them, its sweeter! Her in Minnesota, women are easy, and all have babies by 17. No fun!
by Mikey Mike of NJ August 14, 2005
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New Jersey is practically the best state to live in on earth. I lived there from the time i was born, to when i was 16 years, 5 months, 15 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes, yes i have that figured out to the exact moment. I love new jersey! I miss it now that i moved to NC. What most people don't know is that Jersey doesn't *smell* like everyone thinks. Sure there are some place where it smells like a sewer, but there are also places that make it smell the best on earth.

In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want. food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it. It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza. Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is. They don't understand how to make it. you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)

We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton). We have many great other schools around. In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers. Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.

Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now. Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.

No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do. Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking. No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.

New Jersey is the best place on earth, if you disagree i will smack you! *smacks*
by aalikane April 07, 2006
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A state that happens to be across the river from New York City. It catches a lot of shit for this unavoidable accident of geography. If Iowa was across the river from New York City, we'd all be watching "Iowa Shore" right now and making fun of the guidos. In spite of this situation, my unscientific assessment of the asshole population in New Jersey is that the ratio of assholes to regular folks actually places "Jersey" among the more decent of the of American states, ranking somewhere between Tennessee and Colorado, whereas if you gleaned your perception of New Jersey from our popular culture, you might think it was a place as asshole-ridden as Massachusetts or Florida.

Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.
-Where are you from?

-New Jersey
by Jim Florio February 04, 2010
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Ahh New Jersey aka- Jersey, and the arm pit of america. Jersey stinks no doublt about it, and the only reason why people from Jersey say it dosen't, is because they are used to it. Jersey sucks and they know it they are just jealous of eveyone else. The only good things about Jersey is the shore, the tweeter center and mabey some of thier malls but i have King of Prussia so i don't care. The drivers suck and somehow the migrate to PA to piss us off. Sure there are lots of rich people in jersey, but they are mostly in north jersey and it's because they work in New York. Plus the dumbest laws! Lazy asses can't even pump their own gas! And anyone who thinks there are more flyers fans in jersey is sadly mistaken and should take my advice and never say that aloud in Philly.
A: Ewww... what's that smell?
B: We're in Jersey
A: ohh......why are we in New Jersey?
by philadelphian March 07, 2006
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The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people! I bet they will say that "out of state"! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS!
by Rachel Angelo February 26, 2007
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The Best State in the country! People that hate New Jersey are true lusers. This state is the best for a million reasons. One reason is because it has the best beaches in the world. Another reason it is the best is becuase every part of NJ is REALLY REALLY REALLY rich! It is also the wealthiest and most expenicive state to live in! (average home cost in NJ is over $700,000!!!!!!) Thats Hott.
Q: Where you from?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Jeez, you must be super rich.
by Katie Morei March 25, 2005
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BEST STATE ON EARTH!! (besides california) Cool people are born there every second. And no, no one goes down to the "coaffee shoop" with their "doog".The accent isnt as prominent as people think.
You're from New Jersey? You must be very cool.

You know it
by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004
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