A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.
The New England state below Maine and above Massachusetts is New Hampshire.
by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008

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The heart of New England.INhabited by all kinds...Due to the the styles of the historicle old european housing is typicle to meet Vampires of older generations.

City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.

This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.

Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.

High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.

Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.

New Hampshire....Perfect for everyone!

Center of the Machine.

LIVE FREE OR DIE

by Eriw October 27, 2007

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It's were we Massachusites screw over our own damn state by buying booze, fireworks, and crap like that and still be in time for the football game at our house
Friend: Dude, we need booze for the Pats game
You: No matter, I'll just hop up ta' New Hampshire. Few minutes
by Common Frickin' Sense January 09, 2006

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The worst possible state in the country. No one has heard of it. It has long, cold, boring winters and a miniscule summer, if you blink, you miss it. We have about two actually famous people from here, the rest are has-beens and soap stars. If you want to vacation, don't come here. If your a leaf peeper, go to Mass, at least they have Boston. I truly is the epitome of a sucky state.
Guy 1: I'm from New Hampshire
Guy 2: Is that in Canada?
Guy 1: No, Its a state
Guy 2: Oh one of the small ones.
Guy 1: Yeah..
Guy 2: Sucks to be you.
by Bubzy17 January 05, 2011

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A great state to have a "summer place". New Hampshire is a haven for the wealthy to hide from tax obligations. In order to live in NH and have children who speak in a polysyllabic fashion you have to live in a moneyed town or send them to a private school. New Hamphire educational funding has nothing to do with equity of opportunity (research the Claremont debacle). If you are white, rich, and don't give a damn about the "lower class" (those who clear less than $100,000 a year)then welcome aboard! If you don't qualify for the "club" please don't put yourself or your children through the humiliation of trying to scratch out a living here.
"I truly enjoy New Hampshire, don't you Lovey? However, I believe that I saw someone whose skin is darker than a brown paper bag in our gated community. Have the help call in the state police and the National Guard."
by twinstates September 16, 2006

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Place where massholes like me go when we can afford to live in Massachusetts anymore. Living in housing and being poor sucks.
Man I hate New Hampshire. I wish my family could afford to live in Mass soon!
by massgirl4lyfex15 September 24, 2007

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An OK place...to skateboard..we have a lot of those near Rye Airfield..and a place where theres a beach..(weirs or hampton) where you go vacationing mostly its to busy at hampton..to tourists..its a good place but its busy and the water is TOO cold!)
New Hampshire is A Vacation Spot and a lot of the kids are sporty and in your Rye, NH area..a lot of preps.. but its big on Basketball and Skateboarding..Skateboarding around Rye Airfield is a good place.. famous skaters go there often and its a BIG skatepark!
by KT August 16, 2004

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an industrial state full of grouchy, but highly independent minded people
the grouchy factory worker in new hampshire said live free or die
by StatesDude March 31, 2004

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