Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents
by jb279 March 06, 2009
Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.
"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"
by Giddy55 February 05, 2007