New Canaan is most certainly the king of rich white people towns, we are mostly comprised of all these rich white folks who have a litter of children and own many new cars and could care less how much that extra day in the Caribbean will cost them. However there is a minority of not so wealthy (in New Canaan standards) people who take up the many smaller houses that when sold will be knocked down and a small mansion will be built on that one lot. New Canaan soccer moms may be the worst in the country for example: 1. they can’t drive the big SUV’s there husbands buy them
2. They are constantly on their cell phones
3. Any kid who is seen in town on a Friday after noon not in a preppy shirt is immediately considered a "wasted youth" or "derelicts"(that’s a trouble maker for all you illiterate d-baggers). The kids in New Canaan are mostly preppy but there is also the slackers who don’t really care and cant wait to leave this town then there is also the kids who wear black and pretend to be punks or something but face it its New Canaan that can't happen no matter how bad you're house is compared to others in NC no matter what you're situation is now it doesn’t matter its New Canaan u don’t have the foggiest idea what it would be like if u lived in others less wealthy towns(unless you have moved here from a less wealthy town were you were the cream of the crop and now are bottom of the barrel),A large chunk of the kids in this town have an inferiority complex and have a constant need to remind people they are better than them and that they have more money and such things but most others are not that they are content with just trying to be normal and not being a rich snob, As mentioned in other definitions kids in this town consume vast quantities of drugs and alcohol which to many adults goes unseen and unheard of and the cops are just as unaware. The cops can bust you for something as little as riding a bike on the sidewalk and still let many things of greater importance to pass by them, The cops in this town are kind of a joke I mean a couple of months ago some guy reported a steak missing from his grill and the cops took the time to try to track this bandit down there’s really not much crime in this town other than D.U.I's and drug busts which both are curtsey of the "troubled youth" in New Canaan .But in the midst’s of all this fakeness and soccer moms there are a few exceptional people who you would never guess would come from this town of shallow pricks these people are:
1. Mr.Anderson & offspring
2. Al g
4. Pat Murphy
I’m not saying that their aren’t other cool people in New Canaan but these are the ones that don’t really seem like they live in New Canaan or grew up here. Any of u skeptical people out there come and live here for a while and you will understand this is my opinion of the town as I see it in my daily life so that’s pretty much it.
All the people in New Canaan should read this and *think*
whoever wrote number 5 is the man, it was prob some unrisque senior who cant compete with the cool sophs, so sit down.
am i not a risque kid???
City of the rich spoiled children, not the real world, not the real life, don't even try to speak with one of them, they won't even look at you...Know these two spoiled, fucking hot girls ? Nickname : the B... And the D... One of them is French (the B...), kind of rich spoiled over confident girl but REALLY fucking hot...I'm sure Teddy knows her...What's life for B and D (= M...and L...)? Hot week- ends in L.A ( Beverly Hills, of course ),hanging out in the hottest clubs, getting drunked, spending money, LOT OF money, attending the most private and selective universities in the country and OF COURSE, most expensive ones, wearing expensive clothes, driving expensive cars, getting drives in luxury limos, driving ALL men crazy in love with them ( once again, the French one is REALLY hot, she doesn't even look at me...I'm so mad and so jealous...Mike, I hate you, I'm sure you're f... her). Anyway, if you wanna see them and if you get lucky, they are sometimes hanging out in New Canaan ( or they stay in L. huge Mansion )...when they are not in L.A, N.Y.C or Palm Springs...They just have all, money, beauty, Ivy League colleges, they just have the life we're all dreaming of...
New Canaan = East Coast 90210 = all Republicans
Home to the private school St. Luke's School: the biggest drug/ alcohol associated school in the country. People from all over lower CT (and even NY) attend SLS and play many sports/arts, take hard ass courses, and get high and drunk as much as they can...and then some. Home to the fighting Crusaders.
"Dude, another St. Luke's School student got thrown out for being drunk in school!"
Charlay Johnson spanks his hog way too much! 8=====> MYESS :)
yay charlay (^) (^) yay charlay you look like wubbert bwoshzio
A place in Fairfield County that sucks at sports
Man, I wish I lived in Dairen, New Canaan sucks at sports!
First off, i would just like to say that if you think about it, Candace is pritty hot, i love her ways, i love her hair. also, i made out with Grumbles, a homosexual graduated faget one night in town, CANDACE_CALL ME!!!!
"Candace, you want to hang out"
"Is this Ryan Shea"
"yeah, every other boys thinks im ugly, SURE!"
Interestingly enough, the rest of the grade takes the afforementioned phrases (i.e. "soo funny", "don't know what to do with myself"), repeats them, and pawns them off as their own. Apparently people are nice to them in person, then retreat to www.urbandictionary.com to anonymously make fun of them.
only gang I roll with is the crips son