|1.||New Year's Absolution|
Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.