| 1. | Nu-Christianity | ||
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Nu-Christianity is the revamp and reinterpretation of an old, tired religion.
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Nu, or Neo-Christians practice the ideals of love, spirituality and forgivness. The Nu-Christian way tends to disagree with the old testiment, nu-christians argue that the old testement does hold some key principles, but that most of it is either untrue, or so far from the original version of God's word that it is hardly worth regarding. Nu-Christianity suggests that people should use their own thoughts and reasoning without taking the idea that truth can be Absolute. This innevitably ends with chaos and destruction. Nu-Christianity does not shun feminism, homo-sexual relationships, chauvenism or animal abuse, in the way that old Christianity did. For example, up until recently women could not be ordained as priests in churches, the Catholic religion still practises this. Also, homo-sexuals cannot be married in church. Despite the principle that God has forseen 'man's (again anti-feminist) creation' and that everyone is created equally. Nu-Christianity was set up to combat hippocricy, discrimination and mis-interpritation. Nu-Christianity does away with useless tradition and rituals as they believe - these do not bring you closer to God. They also believe that most, if not all, religious texts have been manipulated so that they are slanted towards a particular view stance and should not be taken literally. |
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| 2. | jesus christ | ||
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1)The second most important figure (next to God) in Christianity. In the Bible, the Old Testement takes place before he is born, and the New Testement takes place after.
2)An exclamation of anger. According to Christianity, you aren't supposed to say the Lord's name is vain, so it's considered by some to be a swear word. 1)When we went to Church on Sunday, the priest told us about the life of Jesus Christ.
2)"Jesus Christ, how stupid can you be?!" yelled the teacher at the student who couldn't read. |
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| 3. | white man's blunt | ||
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(n.) a large joint that compares to a blunt. Most of the time rolled with numerous papers or a page from the holy bible. See WMB's Damn did you use the whole new testement on that WMB? No this white man's blunt is just a QP and a book of JOB 1.5
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| 4. | Hell | ||
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A place that doesn't exist and was probably created around Midevil times when the church was highly corrupt (even though it kinda still is) The reasoning behind this is...If God is truly all forgiving then no one should go to Hell because there would be no need for one. Also in Midevil times a LOT of new things were added to the Bible, such as homosexuality being a sin, and so on. So in short the new testement is crap and the only thing that made some amount of sence is in the old testement. Oh and also JESUS WAS NOT ENGLISH!!! He was Jewish not christian the christian faith came AFTER his death and his last name wasn't Christ that was a title given to him after his death (Saint Christ) and also contrary to popular belief he probably didn't have long hair because at that time people with long hair were seen as homosexual. Sorry that I kinda made this definition very long and went off topic a bit... There is no such thing as a "Hell"
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| 5. | Tobar | ||
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A name commonly used in the old and new testement. One whos orgin is unknown and spends his time living on earth but is not human. Not much is said about Tobar but is know to be fully described in the Dead Sea Scrolls "Dude look at this guy pulling a Tobar"
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| 6. | Plot-Holey Book | ||
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A slang term for the Bible that emphesizes the book's large number of plot holes and contradictions. God kills more than 2,000 people in the Plot-Holey Book, despite declaring that "Thou shalt not kill."
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| 7. | Kazaa | ||
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A file sharing program used mostly by teens and those new to the internet because they don't know that it is invading your system with spyware, adware, trojans, foistware, viruses, heck and probably the frickin devil. Can be used to download anything from child/rape/bestality/necrophile porn to music (which the riaa have a good chance of finding). Mostly used for the former. Also known as a testement to what advertising is doing to the internet. The bitches that made Kazaa should crucified for the crap they let their "safe" program do.
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