City Kid #1: Really? It's big? I've never heard of NP... Where is it? and what does NP stand for?
Hick #1: In Idaho. I think we're like 45 minutes from Boise but I'm not sure. NP stands for New Plymouth you stupid f$%#er
City Kid #1: Oh.... that's cool... I'm going to cross the sea and gain some culture. Bye!
Hick #1: Yer a weirdo anyways. I'm gunnago drink some beer and shoot at animals.