May the odds be ever in your favor.
Synonyms may include but are not limited to: Real-world ugly, New Paltz handicap, "okay-looking," the "I-don't-know-what-I-was-thinking" summer break realization, etc.
Amanda: "New Paltz problems."
Stefanie: "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
Lisa: "It's not you, it's New Paltz."
Jennifer: "I need your opinion, is this guy "real-world" hot or just New Paltz hot?"
Katie: "I don't know... I can't tell the difference anymore."
Valerie- Yeah, but only "New Paltz Hot".