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1.
a town located at the bottom of the nothern panhandle of West Virginia along the Ohio Valley with absolutely no point of existance what so ever. Here you'll find your job opportunities consist of working at McDonalds or Wal Mart. There's one small high school, Magnolia, which has a total of like 500 students, 90% which are snuff rubbing, gay bashing, deer huntin' rednecks. This town is definitely not a place to live if you're looking for originality either. When ONE person tries to be different, you'll have about 70 or 80 twelve-year-olds trying to be the same way because appearantly being a poser is a fad now. Don't look for anything interesting. It's so stupid they have the wrong statue ( Morgan Morgan instead of Lewis Wetzel-who actually founded Wetzel County). Any metal bands to come out of here basically give metal music a bad name. All in all, it's a ridiculous place. Read the other definition too.
Wow dude, the other day I drove through New Martinsville, and I could have sworn that's what hell is going to look like.
by Dawnelle Martin January 22, 2009
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2.
Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.
by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008
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3.
Cultural-less, skoal chewing, gay bashing, retard hick capital of the world. It is filled with the following: gang members with absolutely no purpose other than to sit in a shitty park and hate on different cultures all day, very few punk rockers that even dare to remain...but that will soon leave or set fire to the city, a cop named larson who is a tad gun happy, a few skaters, and even fewer skaters that believe in their roots, The residence of Bob Miller(only cool place to hang out anymore), fusion...which turned to shit, a vast majority of rednecks, and a music shop who's owners know absolutely jack shit about music, and never work. There is no art in this city, it's considered an abomination, instead it worships football. The only way to survive is to create a reputation. I plan to set it all up in flames. It is the scum of the earth, and is in love with it's own bullshit.
If you decide to visit, please leave ur bandanas at home,make sure to bring a knife, and i suggest not talking to anyone. Only safe place is the river or kiedash. only sane place, kiedash.
New Martinsville: If God took a shit...this is where it would land.
by Vincent Destor January 28, 2008
11 19