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A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

New Jersey Shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink
Yo, my bitch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker
by TyroneNazT October 29, 2004

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