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5.
An extremely wealthy suburb in upstate New York much like Greenwich, CT or Beverly Hills, CA. Don't even bother moving here in you're not a millionaire. Tourists, however, are always welcome.
Donald Trump: "I flew to New Hartford yesterday for a haircut."

Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."

Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."

Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
by Tim Jerome November 19, 2007
 
1.
A suburb to Utica in Central New York. It is typically stereotyped as an overly wealthy area. In fact, the people there are not as wealthy as people believe. Majority are average, middle class people. Students from other schools in the area consider New Hartford students to be snobs, jerks, and preps. The New Hartford area is a great area academically. The students are typically very bright. Worldwide recognition for their great AP (advanced placement) courses. They also have a phenomenal music and theater program. The area is also quite beautiful. Yes, there are the usual “ghetto” wannabes in the area, but mass numbers are not. All things considered, New Hartford is a descent area and is a good place to raise a family. Although many stereotypes ensue due to living in the area, there are no real issues there.
Hey did you you hear that we are going to be playing those New Hartford snobs in football tonight?

Yeah, but they really aren't that bad..

Are you kidding? They are loaded there!

No, they really aren't.
by Luminosityxxx April 04, 2009
 
2.
1. Home to the the most "ghetto" non-black middle-upper class 9th graders in Central New York.

2. Suburb next to Utica
1. Wannabe-Black Kid: MAH YOU WHITEBOY!
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.

2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
"Where's that?"
"Near Utica!"
"Let's not!"
by Murshaq October 11, 2006
 
3.
the suburb of the city that god forgot (see utica)
let's go to new hartford!
-where's that?
near utica..
-where's that?
by billyisbest June 18, 2005
 
4.
A little town in the 860 of Connecticut where EVERYBODY smokes weed. People spark joints out in the open air. Theres plenty of crack heads, houses, and dealers and theres plenty of heroine too(gross shit). Everybody knows everybody its a chill place. Despite the fact its in the country you better watch what you say because people here don't fuck around and everybody is either dirt poor or filthy rich. There is a legitimate "crew" that rolls deeper and harder then everybody in the surrounding towns put together. New Hartford is where its at.
City Kid: HEY COUNTRY BOY!
New Hartford Kid: Your Fucked.

by You're Fucked December 25, 2008