Wealthy New Hartford man: "Let's go to my $500,000 mansion and rub whip cream on our bodies in front of the fire."
Wealthy New Hartford women: "When I'm depressed I like to roll around in a big pile of money to lift myself up."
Bumper Sticker on a New Hartford SUV: WHOEVER DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS!
Yeah, but they really aren't that bad..
Are you kidding? They are loaded there!
No, they really aren't.
2. Suburb next to Utica
Whiteboy: Shut the fuck up, you're not even black.
2. "Let's go to New Hartford!"
New Hartford Kid: Your Fucked.