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The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.
1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
by omgtrendwhore August 02, 2005
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The heart of New England.INhabited by all kinds...Due to the the styles of the historicle old european housing is typicle to meet Vampires of older generations.

City life more plentiful then beaches a great all around place none the less. Though the Inbread population is slightly higher than lots of other urban areas the people are of a wide assortment more Spanish than African decendents.

This state is a cross between European establishment and Irish Government well centered and highly political theres no wonder why the winters can be cold and very long.

Known for skiing and dieing leaves(foliage)its a great tourist atraction and a PERFECT place to purchase and sell real real estate.

High in the mountains building space highly marketable due to views a 5% rural increase in Medium North to Northern New Hampshire whould no doubt domino effect the state.

Presently lacking factory work due to china jobs aren't as abundent as in the past.

New Hampshire....Perfect for everyone!

Center of the Machine.

LIVE FREE OR DIE

by Eriw October 27, 2007
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The state I live in that sucks... We have more cows than people and you can drive the perimeter of the state within like 3 hours because its so small... It is like -20 in the winter and +120 in the summer. We have too many dirt roads. The only good things are that we have no taxes practically and we are all rich. We all drive like 100 on the highway (on I93 and I89, you get places fast...) and our towns have cool names.
Wow, it is cold today in New Hampshire. Thank God I am moving
by Meeeeeeee October 02, 2004
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The worst possible state in the country. No one has heard of it. It has long, cold, boring winters and a miniscule summer, if you blink, you miss it. We have about two actually famous people from here, the rest are has-beens and soap stars. If you want to vacation, don't come here. If your a leaf peeper, go to Mass, at least they have Boston. I truly is the epitome of a sucky state.
Guy 1: I'm from New Hampshire
Guy 2: Is that in Canada?
Guy 1: No, Its a state
Guy 2: Oh one of the small ones.
Guy 1: Yeah..
Guy 2: Sucks to be you.
by Bubzy17 January 05, 2011
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Place where massholes like me go when we can afford to live in Massachusetts anymore. Living in housing and being poor sucks.
Man I hate New Hampshire. I wish my family could afford to live in Mass soon!
by massgirl4lyfex15 September 24, 2007
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A boring state that sucks. The only good things about living there is how you're not taxed to death like Massachusetts or run by an asshole like New York.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.
The New England state below Maine and above Massachusetts is New Hampshire.
by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008
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