Mike: 'New Egypt.'
Joey: 'YOU CAME ALL THE WAY FROM EGYPT?!'
'You're from New Egypt? You must be a druggie.'
Less than fifty percent of the students in the school system actually like the town. All of whom probably have never been out of the town and seen the real world.
Though parents move to the town thinking that its being small will help avoid drugs, this theory is irrefutably complete bullshit. The percentage of students using is just as much as any other school, maybe less when put in comparison to more urban school systems.
The town does not have much to do, but most people(mostly uderaged) spend all their time in town. In most cases, but not all, it is to buy large quantities of pot.
In the center of the town is Oakford Lake. This lake is radioactive, and plays host to ducks with three legs, or two legs and three feet, and two headed frogs. This is not surprising, as parts of the town are built on multiple old toxic waste dump sites.
2. After the tornado came through and ripped up all the buildings, the once bustling town had the likeness of New Egypt.
That girl is a bitch, she must be from New Egypt.
They're running around GA like they run the place, fucking Newegyptians.