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A small town in Michigan with nothing to do. The only 'famous' person ever to come out of it is the creator of the Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon.
I live in New Baltimore. (Yawn) Wake me up in a few hours.
by jip March 19, 2005
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A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.
Are you SURE this isn't OLD Baltimore? New Baltimore.
by The Great Gas Head March 23, 2013
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