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That wonderful smell that can only be found on newborn babies. Can be described as a milky smell, a baby powder smell, or the smell of unused diapers.
Never used in a negative way, and commonly used by groups of women surrounding a new mom. The smell sticks with you after holding a new baby, and makes you want a baby of your own. (Which is why men don't use the term too often.) Kara: Oh, she's so cute, can I hold her?
Jen: Sure. Kara: *gush* Ohhh, she has that new baby smell. Maria: It makes you just want to eat her up, right? Kara: Ahh, I want a baby so I can smell like this all the time... Henry: I'm just gonna get out of here..... *vanishes* Maria: You boyfriend must not like kids, Kara. |
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