Top Definition
A terminal medical condition that happens when a person accomplished one or more of the following.

1) Doesn't step out of their basement for a week

2) Is a virgin by age 40.

3) Reached level 85 on WoW before kissing a woman

The affliction is easily obtainable by other means, and there's no known cure other than hookers.
Man, I just turned 40 and I'm still a virgin. I think I'm coming down with Nevergonnagetlaidingytis.
by Homonopoly champ April 11, 2011

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