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1. Nev
A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)
Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.
2. Nev
Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.
1. Hey man, come out for a nev!

2. Got any nevs dude?

3. Fuck that, I need a nev.
3. nev
a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.
Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?

person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!
4. nev
Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Nev.
by afu-ra Sep 17, 2005 add a video
5. NEV
An insult that can mean any of the following:
1) never eats vagina
2) or no entertainment value
3) or never ending virgin
person 1: dude, isnt Jake a total nev?
person 2: he is man, wait what meaning of the word do you mean?
person 1: well, kinda all 3 definitions describe him perfectly.
6. Nev
A sly way of saying something/someone is gay.

In relation to a man called Neville who trained to be a male nurse.
Guy 1: I heard 'Brokeback Mountain' is meant to actually be a good film!

Guy 2: That's a bit Nev.
7. Nev
a mateless person who has no life...
That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...
by conan Oct 1, 2004 add a video
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