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1.
Nev
A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.

Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)
Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Nev:........Two hula-hoops.
by hurstyjew April 28, 2010
 
2.
A type of person who gets a lot of pussy and is the fucking man.
What is nevs doing now?

He is fucking that pussy and fucking bitches up.

Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be nevs.
by nevs123 November 18, 2009
 
3.
An abbreviation of "never".

Also may be used to articulate a lack of interest, while maintaining a "nay" vote. ("I don't care, but I'd rather not.")
H: I nevs wanna see you again, skank.
J: Evs, man.

W: So, do you wanna go to the zoo?
Z: Nevs.
by Wrd Abbr. 8or June 27, 2008
 
4.
nev
a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.
Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?

person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!
by Bobbin Along May 12, 2009
 
5.
NOT ECONOMICLY VIABLE meaning that your sorry ass doesnt have enough credit rtg to get yourself the least bit of cash you might need to turn your life arround.Such as catch 22 !
Dude 1 -Hey how did it go at the bank today?

Dude 2-Not to fucking good .

Dude 1-Why not?

Dude 2-They said that iam N.E.V not economicly viable .
by troubledemon May 08, 2009
 
6.
Nev
Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.
1. Hey man, come out for a nev!

2. Got any nevs dude?

3. Fuck that, I need a nev.
by rumskuller August 07, 2011
 
7.
nev
Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Nev.
by afu-ra September 17, 2005