Nev or Neville or the stupid-fucking-dumbass-blue-bear as he is affectionately known is a puppet(oh yes he is,live with it) on the sunday kiddie show smile. He is the unimaginable low point of an already poor show. Also used to make something crap seem slightly better a phrase known as "to nev it up". Did I mention he is blue and woollen
Slightly intelectual child 1: "this pencil is blunt and pointless, like smile"
Slightly less than average intelligence child: "lets NEV IT UP!"
Shut up please
(thinks of witty comeback)
(deploys ultimate comeback)
A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.
Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)
Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
A type of person who gets a lot of pussy and is the fucking man.
What is nevs doing now?
He is fucking that pussy and fucking bitches up.
Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be nevs.
An abbreviation of "never".
Also may be used to articulate a lack of interest, while maintaining a "nay" vote. ("I don't care, but I'd rather not.")
H: I nevs wanna see you again, skank.
J: Evs, man.
W: So, do you wanna go to the zoo?
NOT ECONOMICLY VIABLE meaning that your sorry ass doesnt have enough credit rtg to get yourself the least bit of cash you might need to turn your life arround.Such as catch 22 !
Dude 1 -Hey how did it go at the bank today?
Dude 2-Not to fucking good .
Dude 1-Why not?
Dude 2-They said that iam N.E.V not economicly viable .
Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.
Would you ever go skydiving?
Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.
1. Hey man, come out for a nev!
2. Got any nevs dude?
3. Fuck that, I need a nev.
a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.
Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?
person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!