Nev or Neville or the stupid-fucking-dumbass-blue-bear as he is affectionately known is a puppet(oh yes he is,live with it) on the sunday kiddie show smile. He is the unimaginable low point of an already poor show. Also used to make something crap seem slightly better a phrase known as "to nev it up". Did I mention he is blue and woollen
Slightly intelectual child 1: "this pencil is blunt and pointless, like smile"
Slightly less than average intelligence child: "lets NEV IT UP!"
Shut up please
(thinks of witty comeback)
(deploys ultimate comeback)
A girl of semi Spanish origin who, after about a day's worth of pressure, will have anal sex with you.
Payment/bribe must be given in the form of hula-hoops
or hula-hoop (singular.)
Tom: Can we have anal sex?
Nev: Ewww no, that's disgusting.
Tom: I'll give you a hula-hoop?
Derived from the name 'Neville', Nev is a simple substitution for cigarette, smoke, dart, stick etc.
1. Hey man, come out for a nev!
2. Got any nevs dude?
3. Fuck that, I need a nev.
a word to describe someone who is an idiot, loser or does something stupid. Derives from Nevil Longbottom from harry potter.
Person1: did u c the new harry potter movie?
person2: u watch harry potter???ur such a nev!
Nev is a stronger more exaggerated way of saying no. It comes from the word never.
Would you ever go skydiving?
An insult that can mean any of the following:
1) never eats vagina
2) or no entertainment value
3) or never ending virgin
person 1: dude, isnt Jake a total nev?
person 2: he is man, wait what meaning of the word do you mean?
person 1: well, kinda all 3 definitions describe him perfectly.
A sly way of saying something/someone is gay.
In relation to a man called Neville who trained to be a male nurse.
Guy 1: I heard 'Brokeback Mountain' is meant to actually be a good film!
Guy 2: That's a bit Nev.
a mateless person who has no life...
That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...