To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes