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The object of your crush online that only lasts one night.
You are looking through a bunch of images trying to find something when your heart skips a beat, you catch your breath, and you try to find as much out about the person you just saw as possible.

You find their myspace or something and your heartfelt crush deepens.

By morning you have given up on actually contacting, even if you found info, and that's that.

You think to yourself, I had a net night crush.
by Norse 27 July 14, 2011
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