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Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)
"Net cong is blocking my access!"
"I wish Net cong would die and burn"
"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"
by the Nightblade April 02, 2004
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a town in small northern new jersey where it's almost guaranteed that one can find any type of drug at any given time of the day.
yo i need a ride to netcong to pick up that shit, and while we're there we'll get a pie and stop and see that kid and get some other shit.
by doodleski January 17, 2009
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We been to China Town, so let's go to Netcong now.
by bootzilla March 19, 2003
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a place where all of the smartest and musicialy oriented kids come from in Northern New Jersey. Also a town fill with Italians
Look at that smart music kid! he must be from Netcong!!!!
by Lucie Manette February 03, 2009
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