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16. Nerp
A. Adverb
1. No
2. Never

B. Verb
1. To be bitch slapped in the face
2. To be cock slapped in the face
A. Adverb...
Squire: "Can I take a rip of that bong?"
Huss: "Nerp!"

B. Verb
Last night, Kat stated that Erica needed a nice smacking last night. Trevor and I decided that she deserved to be nerp'd instead.
1. nerp
variation of "nope" which is slang for "no".
1: you goin to the movies tonight dude?
2: nerp.
2. NERP
N.E.R.P.

N.E.R.P.

Needy
Eager
Rapey
Pervy
'Oh Tom keeps groping Laura and Jade... What a NERP'

'Tom made that girl touch his penis. He's such a NERP!'
3. nerp
the state of being a retarded llama.
you're such a freaking nerp.
4. nerp
what doesn't it mean?
Allie : *taking notes in world history*
Justin : NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!!!!
Allie: AHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Justin: nerp
5. nerp
the state of mind where there is no longer a state of mind
usually happens late at night while your drinking energy drinks that contain tons of caffeine...the best nerp drink is Mountain Dew...you can tell your nerping when you laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason...best nerp hour is usually 3am but you can nerp at anytime...usually you begin to nerp when you're really tired....you cant force yourself to nerp, it comes naturally...Silly in a manic sort of way, as in the frame of mind induced by too little sleep and too much caffeine
6. nerp
When you're hanging out (usually with a bunch of people of the same sex) and you start acting weird because you are either tired or excited. For girls, an example could be laughing uncontrollably at something that isn't funny. For guys, an example would be rockin out to N'sync or Lady Gaga without caring about who sees you/being made fun of. In general, going crazy.
Dude, Joe's singing 'I kissed a girl' off-key at the top of his lungs.
--I know, he's nerping right now.
7. Nerp
a cross between a noob and a derp - nerp

used to decribe the worst people ever, like a certain person who im not allowed to name on here !
wow did you actually just spill the milk? you nerp
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