Nern (Noun): The male of the pair, that are having doggy style sexual intercourse.
Note: A gay couple can not nern successfully. If two males are having doggy style sexual intercourse, they are not nerning.
"See those two guys holding hands...they are unable to nern."
"Martin: Hey babe, I'm irking for a nerning.
Isabelle: Sure, but not at your house, last time we nerned your parents caught us."
"Last night was amazing, until he nerned me in the wrong hole. Not cool."
brb = berb = nern.
me: THERE IS
me: HOT SAUCE
me: MY EYE
friend: WTF OMG RLY
friend: go put water on it!
friend: my eye hurts now!
me: nern nern nern!!!!!!!
friend: ya rly!