I apologize ahead of time to whoever I offend. The nerds of today are usually fucking dipshits that do nothing but play WOW and Runescape. They are socially retarded and are in denial about their status as a member among the society saying "oh yeah you will be working for me one day" (which they say only because they saw some dumbass sticker or t-shirt that said it) or "yeah we are actually really popular blah blah bla" but the only reason they are "popular" is because they hang out with the rest of the rapidly growing square nerd population and fornicate amongst their "social" classes fat ugly computer/anime addict bitches. And I am sick and tired of the fucking nerds saying "oh you are just jealous we are smarter than you blah blah blah" when really they are fucking morons because all they do is play computer games and flunk school and get in trouble in class because they are talking to eachother about getting a headshot on some fucking Nazi in Call of Duty. I've seen several nerds who are glued to their computers but can be seen afterschool with their goddamn tutors because they suck shit at anything intellectual because all they do is watch anime. Nerds are totally socially incapable. And don't tell me shit about "just because we dont believe in trends blah blah blah" no I'm talking about getting off the fucking computer and talking to some normal fucking people and changing your fucking clothes. that shit was considered obsolete 20 fucking years ago. and take a fucking bath too. and get a fucking dermatologist too, while you're at it. Goths can also be seen on the borderline of nerd, watching tons of anime that they probably dont even understand and playing shitty Japanese underground games no one has ever heard of. The only difference is that they wear dark clothes, have shittier music tastes, and cut themselves talking about how shitty their life is when it really isn't and they just act like babies and cant face the slightest hardship in life. And I'm not saying they have to go do stupid shit to fit in like go drink and smoke pot, I'm just saying they need to go get themselves socially oriented and stop shying away from the rest of society in their dark little computer-filled corners. So in conclusion, Nerds, Geeks, Dorks, Goths, and Emos are all fucking squares. Fuck the socially incompetent, they deserve no pity because they put it completely on themselves. Again I apologize to all the Nerds and Geeks and Goths etc. but goddamn i've had enough of watching the nerds at my school do the stupid shit they do.
Dude 1: "Oh hey look it's a nerd, a goth, and an emo."

Dude 2: "What a bunch of fucktards."

Dude 1: "Fo shaganoff."
by qgf8ghe9agprjf9 June 04, 2006
Someone who aspires to be a dork or geek, but fails. While a dork is funny and clever, and a geek is smart and computer savvy, a nerd who attempts to be a dork ends up being annoying and when attempting to be a geek ends up being stupid. A nerd is a wannabe dork/geek.
"Hey, Mr. Geek, did you see that nerd? He was copying you, only doing a crappy job of doing so!"
"Yeah, I saw him, he was following that dork around, telling him dumb jokes and pissing him off."
by Steve Kane October 20, 2004
Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm
That nerd is Better then a geek, better than a soviet, but worse then a norm
by Justas June 24, 2004
A male or female who thinks they know everything. Believe that studying and high grades are life's #1 thing. Usually wear glasses, even if they don't need them. Usually gel their hair to the side. Usually ugly. Usually wierd-looking. Can't fight; always run off to moms when threatened. For some reason, often get the most female attention when they are surrounded by better-looking people.
"Pal, did you get a load of the nerds?"
-Homer Simpson, episode 'Homer goes to college'
by DaveIII October 17, 2003
Mostly White, or Asian. Loves to spend to much time on the computer and mostly have small penisus.
hey nerd! haha
by BOBHAXOR January 23, 2009
male band with sexii ass Pharrell a asian dude nd another black dude but not as sexii as Pharrell, shit not sexii at all....
omg N.E.R.D is perfoming at the Staple Center
by 2008er March 06, 2008
Someone who, in lack of real friends, turns to computers or video games for a companion. Usually thinks their intelligence makes them better than everyone else. Yet anyone with any intelligence would realize we need dumb, hard working laborers just as much as thinking nerds to co-exist. So nerds, learn your place, and learn the place of others. And go outside every once in a while.
I made fun of that nerd in his Final Fantasy shirt.

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