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A lesser geek. geeks are socially able, nerds are not

A wanabe-geek
That nerd is so lame, he may know his PHP but he has no conversational skills
by Silver Falcon May 13, 2004
20 104
never ending radical dude
we are N E R D 's!
by chelsea November 19, 2003
18 174
Some fukin homo with glasses that thinks there all that and likes to hang out at the library. Also someone who plays counterstrike and loves to hack. (Hax0rs)
In general:
-they have no life
-they laugh like homos
-their scronny bitchez that can't fight
-they play c.s.
Gangsta: Yo bitch get out of my way or il knock you!
Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s.
Gangsta: Lets go biatch!
................ Next day
Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs.
Gangsta: *Knocks Him*
Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*
by Bubba_The_Retard June 22, 2006
51 221
If ur uber smart, ur 10% nerd
If u hang out with kids in the band, or has A.D.D. or A.D.H.D,or hangs out with his parents
rather often, or is just very very very very unpopular, or acts all weird (read: Conor McDonald, King Nerd himself) then ur 20% nerd
If you wear totally geeky clothes such as too tight plaid shirts in a bright color, uber tigh flood pants,thick glasses with duct tape on them, ur 30% nerd and if ur all of the above ur 50% nerd
Oh and if u have tons if allergies, many freckles ur 40% nerd
If you like dolls and babyish stuff or/& computers A LOT (as in Age of the Empires type computer games and those lameass websites like www.funnyjunk.com take up a lot of ur time, IMs emails etc. don't count because U actually have a social life) + all of the above ur 65% nerd
If u r afraid of being alone in a scary place or the dark ur 67% nerd
If U aren't embarassed that U act like an 8 year old/on speed when ur 12, you're 69% nerd
If u wet ur pants in gr. 3, have sexual relations with ur cousin, have crushes on nerdy nerds & all of the above ur 85% nerd
If U spend ur Friday nights having dinner with ur family ur pretty nerdy, I'd say 90% nerd
If U go to Brooke elementary ur 99% nerd
If ur all of the above ur 100% nerd
Nicky Goodwin, Conor Moore, Conor McDonald & Ajay Parmar r super nerd
Kiara Bailey & Abbi Ayers are half nerds
by d June 06, 2004
20 195
A loser basically. Normally laughs in the gayest way possible and feels superior when owning people over the internet.

The nerd can't back up anything he says because of his gayness.

Once in contact with real people, the nerd will cower away back to his comptuer screaming, "Im l33t! Im l33t! Ph3ar my might nerdness"
Nerd 1: I have no life
Nerd 2: I know, lets go have gay anal sex

Nerd 3: Can I join?

Nerd 1: Sure

by Shadow X August 18, 2003
50 266
Some little shits who where goofy glasses and think there smart.
be a trouble making hacker like me you dorky nerds!!!!

Meg Griffen is a Nerd
by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
53 282
A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.
Star Wars fans are nerds
by dan July 26, 2003
71 411