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1. Math Major
2. Science Major
3. Thick Glasses/Contacts
4. Never gets laid
5. See: geek
Man! Claire is such a nerd. She wore her huge, boy repellent glasses today and only talked about number theory! How geeky!
by Claire2 January 31, 2011
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nerd

nerd

NERD

nerd

nerd

nerd: there are many simliar sterotypes of nerd out there on the internet,which by the way was not created by a team of nerds,it was actually created by a bunch of military engineers in the 1950's,the means of communication was a lot more crude but it worked,these were the true pioneers who were not in it for the money,but had a genuine interest in what they were actually achieving..most nerds are anoraks,with mediocre jobs in it or occupational etc..

FOR EXAMPLE THE SO CALLED CEO OF FACEBOOK WAS JUST A TALENTLESS HACK,WHO ACTUALLY STOLE/COPIED HIS HARVARD COLLEGUES IDEAS AND BRANDED THEM AS HIS OWN..

HIS CURRENT PAGES READS AS: I AM CEO BITCH...

THE FUTURE GENERATION ARE A RIP OFF..

I HAVE YET TO COME ACROSS ANYONE,I IN FACT CHALLENGE ANYONE TO CHANGE THE WHOLE FORMAT OF COMMUNICATION,TIME AND SPACE ALTOGETHER.. :|

TODAYS NERDS ARE A RIP OFF THEY ARE MEDIA FUELLED HACKS.. NOTHING MORE..

JUST TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT BILL GATES RESUME..HE JUST RIPPED OF OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS..

they just look like your average joe except with spectacles..

also, theywill usually be overly freakishly keen to have a family,nice little ones..and then end up abusing their children, nice contribution..!

FYI: Most nerds end up spending 24 hours online for two to three days straight,have a LOT OF SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET..
Do not let their so called shy demenour make you think they are genuinely shy,THESE NERDS HAVE A HELL OF A LOT TO HIDE FROM YOU..

They will ususally try to befriend your neigbours,family friends..etc..IN ORDER TO ABUSE YOUR CHILDREN OR SOMEONE ELSES..
by NERDRAPEKITTENS January 16, 2010
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Somebody who takes pleasure in pretending like they are a figure of authority on the internet.
Oh god, it's a Church_ topic. Just ignore that nerd, all he's gonna do is preach about how you've violated the ToS rules.
by typh0n March 04, 2007
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1.A socially unstable person.
2.A mis-used term to refer to a person way smarter than themselves.
OMG, they guy is such a Nerd.

You Are Such A Nerd!!
by an-onimoose October 31, 2008
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(Adj.) One who excels in the art of nerdom. A person who is beyond normal limits of comprehensible communication who enjoys things such as: loading Linux on routers, making xbox usb hubs, building flashing light displays and computer programming not only at work... but in his spare time.
For nerd see Justin R.
by l33t h4x0r3d1z3rr February 25, 2009
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Some little shits who where goofy glasses and think there smart.
be a trouble making hacker like me you dorky nerds!!!!

Meg Griffen is a Nerd
by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
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A loser basically. Normally laughs in the gayest way possible and feels superior when owning people over the internet.

The nerd can't back up anything he says because of his gayness.

Once in contact with real people, the nerd will cower away back to his comptuer screaming, "Im l33t! Im l33t! Ph3ar my might nerdness"
Nerd 1: I have no life
Nerd 2: I know, lets go have gay anal sex

Nerd 3: Can I join?

Nerd 1: Sure

by Shadow X August 18, 2003
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