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A lanky person who wears bottle bases for glases and has a kinda whimpy laugh, often aspires to take over the world in some geeky way... Often not even clever just kinda the opposite end of fashion victim.
Nerd "Nyah with my shuperlasher i vill shoot everyone who laughed at my braces dead!" *dribbles*
by Pasty hater! March 14, 2005
peeps who get dissed by jocks and others, but mostly jocks. wonder why nerds don't fight back. nerds should at least say things like "go fuck yo mom", "suck mine", or "yo mom has a dick" to the jocks.
Nerd: "yo mom has a dick"
Jocks beat him up.
Next day, the nerds all come up on the jock with all the disses in computer language.
by chinksta March 09, 2005
those who inhabit the internet and talk about video games, and complain about stupid crap that the average populous doesn't care about.
half of the people who write these definitions are nerds
by Whoops July 08, 2004
Female who gives a very good blowjob.
Casey a nerd. She gives that good brain.
by Dat Nigga Dee November 29, 2007
Real definition: an insult used in place of nastier words.

Textbook definition: a smart individual who is hated for their intellect.
real: "Jake, you nerd, get over here!"


"You nerd! you failed that test?"

textbook: that nerd got a 100% on their exam.
by youXdunnoXme June 17, 2005
someone who has no life and sits in front of the computer all day. has no social life and always pretends to be grounded because theyd rather play computer games than hang out with friends. wears cheap K-mart bluelight special shirts. when hanging around with people who are much cooler than you and can be cool, nerds try to imitate it and become bigger nerds or wiggers (see Wigger)
OMG chris is such a big freakin nerd!!!
by sum1 May 16, 2004
geek who knows it all
bill: whats netcoding?
james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping
alex: fuck ur a nerd!
by Anonymous March 19, 2003