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Guy 1:Dude isn't he a nerd?

Guy 2 : Yeah man, he's a intellectual Badass.
by Wiseass69 March 05, 2011
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Somebody: usually: only socialise with each other, have no fondness for exercise, are bullied at school (however these do not apply to all NERDS) always: clever, end up being the bullies boss, study hard, play hard (a recognised scientific fact: people who classify themselves as NERDS have out of all classes the most active sex life)
Person 1: He is such a NERD.

P2: Yes, but he had the highest grades in the year.

P3: Also, I see all the girls at his house all the time.

P1: But he is slightly overweight.
by Work hard, Play hard January 03, 2012
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The people you make fun of in high school that you end up working for.
Billy: Look at that nerd! Wanna go make fun of him?
Bob: No thanks, he'll remember me and I'll end up working for him someday.
by skinnybananachick5 February 28, 2011
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Someone who enjoys sedentary persuits, for example he or she will not play football but will enjoy playing computer football. The nerd will have a high general knowledge due to the sheer amount of time he or she wastes watching television or perusing the internet and talking to other nerds. A nerd often confuses this general knowledge with intelligence, and therefore feels that they are superior to people with social skills. A nerd often listens to music with little or no rythm, such as goth or the smiths (great band though they were thanks to Johnny Marr), especially if the music contains self pitying lyrics.
Nerds often play internet computer games, and refer to people who are not as good as them as 'noobs'. This is particularly popular insult amongst nerds for non-nerds.

It is ironic as most of them are virgins, so are in fact 'noobs' in the real world.
by El Watusi June 28, 2006
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A person who help's you with your homework
Damn my homework is hard. I need a Nerd
by Trogdor May 04, 2004
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someone who's simply smart doesn't mean he's a nerd godammit! A nerd is an anti-social moron who doesn't like sports, music and girls. A nerd dedicates his life to wasting it by studying for no reason, and doesn't even have any fashion tastes.
A kid with broken glasses fixed with masking tape, short pants with a tucked in shirt and underwear with cartoons on 'em, and a frikkin' name tag on his shirt. Wtf man?
by christian 93 June 30, 2005
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a pretentious lot who fancy themselves better than the average person. they tend to look upon themselves as better than most people, they obsess over certain things to the point where all else becomes moot and null. they seem to like to bring up things like, the worlds biggest nerd is also the worlds richest man... it seems to me however they forget that while they "run the show" on their high horse the much larger population of workers carry out their tyrannical commands due to their inexplicable inability to work for real. Sure a nerd invented the computer, satellites and microwaves. and sure some nerds will become the center light for a while and create something to better mankind. but most of them simply wallow in their intelligence hating those more accomplished then they and taking it out on those less so. bitter, forgotten and frustrated with the fact that they will have no affect on the world around them despite all their great idea's.
nerd with a black eye's mother- that jock is just jealous because someday you will be his boss, have a nice car and a hot girlfriend

nerd with the black eye- sure great, I'm sure my "lucrative" job in the world of teaching his retard kids English or some bullshit like that will really make his life of getting a free education sports scholarship in whatever he wants because he plays football or something like that will really make him mad.

nerd with a black eye's mother-shut up nerd
by anger child January 10, 2008
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