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The real cool people. I mean, seriously. Nerds rock. they're smart, watch movies, play video games, can fix your computer, aren't afraid to be themselves, the video game designers/ actors/actresses (really. Every actress always say's they were nerds or geeks. Lol.)or whatevers of tomorrow, and can be really pretty/hot when they get their hair fixed. and um. XP Anyone looking up this definition.
Snotfaced snot-head: -looks at striped socks- It's not halloween yet, stupid.
Nerd: Then take off the ugly mask, dumbass.
OH YEAH! <3 Nerds rock.
-Proud to be one. :d
by Merrissa September 11, 2005
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The unabtrusive man who sits in the back of the room with quite, knowing eyes, watching the comings and goings of all the ignorant people that are unaware their petty lives will one day be controlled and governed by this container of all that is awesome. He will strike with all of the rage and knowledge that his life of social abstainency and gaming gluttony has brought him in one swift blow. Fear me for I am The Nerd.
Bow down before The Nerd, for He shall one day rule all of your asses. He is not just a man, but the source of all that is awesome. Should you ever doubt His greatness, just remember that He is better than all of you. Combined.
by T. Nerd July 20, 2005
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"Nerd" is now a meaningless word used by those who don't possess the knowledge of others in an attempt to make the latter group feel stupid. In actuality, those who use the word "nerd" in an offensive manner are normally just
A) Jealous of the knowledge someone else posseses
OR
B) Just plain stupid themselves.
Dumbshit: HAHAHA! YOU GOT ON THE HONOR ROLL! NERD!
Smart person: *Rolls eyes*
by p00flake February 19, 2006
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A stereotypical label used to describe a person that is socially inadequate. A four letter word, but a six figure income.
Think Bill Gates, but typically on a smaller scale.
by merebear May 25, 2004
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A nerd is a person who is smarter then your average person. Y'know the people who are going to grow up and make 1,000,000 dollars a day.

Jocks on the other hand are the people that make fun of nerds, for being smart. Makes no sense.

They just don't understand they are going to drop out of highschool join a NFL team for a week, break their leg and then have to work at McDonalds for the rest of their life.
The richest people in the world are nerds

Bill gates for example.
by Austin A February 08, 2005
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An individual persecuted for his superior skills or intellect, most often by people who fear and envy him.
by zx August 15, 2002
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I am a nerd. First of all, geeks are NOT nerds. They are people who often like video games or comics ect. but don't possess the intellect to be considered a nerd. Nerds are often given a bad name because of geeks that are mistaken for nerds.

Some things to know about nerds

1. Some nerds have a social life, we are not all social failures.

2. Nerds are not always ugly, we generally look normal, we only look "nerdy" in movies.

3. We are unfortunately generally not athletic, but they does not mean we're fat or weak. We are usually just uncoordinated. (Note: some nerds are athletic.)

4. Not all nerds study, we just retain information when we learn it.

5. We don't necessarily love all subjects (I do, but that's a bad example)

6. Nerd is considered to be a derogatory term, but nerds usually do better in life than jocks.

7. Most nerds love learning simply because its interesting.
The nerds you make fun of for liking school will be the doctors, engineers, and inventors of tomorrow. (For all you dumb jocks out there, those are people with the cushy jobs)

Think: Steve Jobs, Bill Gates
by Nerd&Proud September 29, 2013
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