2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.