A fun waste of time. The birth-place of lazyness. People get fat on this website, We sit there for hours each day doing thing with pixels. Pathetic, in my own opinion, even though I play the bloody thing. Pathetic but fun, and highly addictive.

The owners are wankers, fat wankers. They seem to only care about their sponsors and not about their users. The website is a grave-yard of social lives... If you start playing you become lifeless... I don't think i'll ever stop playing, I am too addicted..

So the message is:
Play neopets and become fat, lifeless and boring. Or don't, be thin, easy to talk to and your friends wont call you a geek.
n00b1: You're reported!
n00b2: You're reported aswell!
n0b1: n00b
n00b2: n00b
n00b1: your reported for reporting
n00b2: your reported for reporting me
both: whats reporting?
by didyhay January 03, 2005

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stupid evil mind warping game that tries to make you want to kill everyone.
guy#1: dude i just killed my mum
guy#2: wtf why???
guy#1: because NEOOOPEETS

OR

mum: Honey, time for dinner i made your favorite
kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO i want to play neopets
im cool now i have a paintbrush
mum: huh??
by NEO PET HATER July 18, 2006

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Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai

Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
by STFU STALKER July 24, 2006

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a popular yet overrated website that you can create virtual pets on and practically live a second life through.
Many people go on it 24/7 AND claim it's addicting. But the fact of the matter is that they have little or no life that they like so neopets is their only way of feeling alive.

i'm not trying too insult i'm just saying that so people leave. Seriously neopets is ruining your life!
There is a 95% chance your account will be frozen within the next 3 months for something as small as saying bump too rise your board too the top of the Fanclub's board.

Oh and I would not reccomend you try out the site people.
The designers are s***, the advertising is annoying and the games are cheap.

The makers are such jerks that most people wouldn't want too be helping them too get money. QUIT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Innocent neopian: Hi i'm new here at the boards and I just luvve NEOPETS. IT ROKS!

Fc "literates": No. You are a NOOB! you are illiterate. You are dumb because you don't bother too type perfectly. Go too the noobs board! Quit begging no ones going too be your neofriend when your that pathetic.

Innocent neopian: :( you guys suck!

TNT to innocent neopian: Your account has been frozen for use of insults and swearwords. Say goodbye too your painted pets, and million neopoints that you spent soo long earning. :)
Source: Porridgey, Christchurch, NewZealand
by Porridgey March 03, 2007

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An annoying website with too many rules, childish play, and wacko roleplay
People who use Neopets need a life BIG TIME!
by Won't tell YOU! September 15, 2006

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A Neopet is virtual pet which can be created after you make an account at neopets.com

There are many different species to choose from and many things you can do with them after they have been created. For example you can buy a paint brush for it and change it's colour, or you can train it up to become more powerful and fight other pets in the battledome. You can also play games with them which probaly the main reason people sign up to the site in the first place.

I decided to buy a paint brush and paint my neopet Disco.
by Friskysquirt June 03, 2006

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It used to be a good site from 1999-2004. In '04 it sold out, now it stinks. First of all, people will report you for no reason. Second, the staff used to care about the members, now all they want is money and they are freezing people for no gosh darn reason. Last, it's been invaded by 7-year-old n00bs that want eboyfriends/egirfriends and they can't even type. I used to have 700,000 NP(neopoints), now since it stinks, I got frozen(I did nothing wrong). In a conclusion, neopets is now the worst site in history.
Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, I GOT A CHOCOLATE CHIA!!!!!
FAERIEPIXIEBUNNY5367: U BE TEH BESTEST IN TEH NEOPETS WEBSITE!111!!!!1!!!!1!!! :O
Me: So? Who cares? It's just a chocolate chia. They don't cost much.
Chia_Luver41314: OMG! LYK, UR CALLING ME POORZ! IM REPORTING U!!!!!

*next day I got frozen*
by Hellenisgreat February 18, 2007

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nazi germany in internet form
Adam=Hitler
Donna=Eva Braun
s0m3gUy_12:Omg I got 1 millon NP!!!!! :DDDDDD
Admin:You have been frozen for no fucking reason. hahahahaha!!!!!!
neopets needs to STFU and kill themselves
by dudegetalife July 30, 2006

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