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An extremely messed up, overadvertising, dumb, commercialized site started in 1999. If you were a player for a long time, you would understand the stupid changes they made. If you started after 2004, and you're still defending it, you're a stupid fanboy/girl. There is no other word to describe this highly addicting and liferuining site other than STUPID and unfair. Here's reasons why:

Overadvertising, commercials, ads, you name it! You don't even have to visit a porn site or any other busy to the ass sites to see this. Go to Neopets.com and see there's huge ad on top, a huge ad on the bottom, an ad on the right, and now, you even see ads in their popup game windows! They disabled the popup window games so they can have the games load on the same page as the ads for increase ad revenue. And I bet people go "use Adblock" well let me break it to you, not everyone uses Firefox, and not everyone knows how, and even when you do adblock, it just blocks the ad, not the entire frame.

They add different methods of luring people into their site. First they started off with collecting virtual trading cards, and it wasn't good enough because it was free, so that fab dropped. Then in 2004, they added avatars and "Neopets Premium" which gave rich people a few perks just to bribe them to stay, which eventually faded in 2007, so if you wasted your money and neopoints on them for three years, THEY AREN'T RELEASING ANY ANYMORE AVATARS! Then they added sidebar themes and that eventually stopped because they changed the site to a new cluttered, stupid and disgusting layout. Now they are using the stupid NC Mall and now you use real money to buy your pets some clothes to wear.

What happened to the simple Neopets? And then when they "maintenance" the pound because they thought their dumb virtual pets had feelings, what about now? We're dressing up our dumb looking pets acting like they don't even have feelings. Well they never did have feelings because they aren't real.

They changed the whole site completely. Other than the fucked up ads they added in, you notice how it went from a simple layout (a sidebar navigation) to then a sidebar navigation and a top bar, and now it's a top bar and another horizontal navigation bar which looks disgusting and had many users angry. Then they had the need to add more "intro boxes" like in your items page, the into would have a stupid image and a small paragraph about what you can do with your items when it's pretty self explanatory. Then on the games page, they changed the simple four images to about 20 tables of categorizing which makes the site look utterly gross and cluttering. And with dialup, you'll take years before that whole page is done loading, along with a few broken images you may get.

They also had the need to change the navigation for the shop area that used to be a cool looking scroll with icons on it, now it's just plain text for so stupid reason. They could make all these dumb changes to their layout but they can't even fairly distribute things to their players?

Their contests are extremely unfair and hard to win. They act like many players are actually on their site. They choose the corniest jokes, ugliest pictures, and worse random contest projects. They promote favoritism, and treat very famous players nicely and who knows if they are actually real. They have been unfairly freezing people for no apparent reason since 2004 where all the changes started happening.

They changed all the Neopets looks for them to fit into the stupid clothes you have to buy to let them wear. Now the all have a hideous pose with their fist coming up.

No neopoints? Tough luck, the most anyone would usually get is about 10,000 NP a day spending about two hours playing their repetitive and copied games. You'd save for a year before you get a million NP and before you know it, it's not even that much neopoints. The deal is, if you don't have Neopoints, don't expect the game to be easy. You can be playing your whole life and still be only 20% completed. Their game high scores are impossible to get yet many players managed to get them anyway, so if you're an average player, forget getting a flash game trophy because it will never happen. You can score 9,000 on Suteks Tomb and that's considered good, yet people on the charts oddly scored 100,000 and up.

If you don't have fast internet, you could expect yourself not doing shit. Their flash games have to be waited to load, then wait for the background to load, then wait for the actual game to load. Back then it was just a simple clicking on the Chias or the blumaroo head spinning. Now they added these stupid ugly animations that just blinds you. Their games have bad music, long ass intros, you'd watch for like 20 seconds before you can actually play (usually can't skip these small animations) and then you'll realize the game sucks. They also renamed games because they felt they were "offensive."

They changed numerous games and a lot of them got the worse changes and made the game heavier to load and longer to start. Sometimes you don't even get your neopoints because there's an "error" when you send score and then you have to play all over again. Everything in the game is massively expensive, things inflat everyday, anything you get can be worth shit, and when you throw it away, the next day it could be 10,000,000 neopoints. They retire so many paint brushes so they can lure you to buy their clothes with REAL MONEY.

The left sidebar is annoying as fuck. There's a stupid image of your pet saying the same 5 comments over and over again. Then if you visit your quick references, you see three images of your same pet, then in your items page, you see another two images of your pet. THEY WANT YOU TO GET SICK OF SEEING IT SO YOU CAN WASTE MORE TIME ON THEIR SITE CHANGING YOUR PET OR MAKE YOU SPEND REAL MONEY TO DRESS THEM UP!!

The staff is so uncaring, mean, give bad excuses and rude comments. They told my unfairly frozen account has been inactive for too long to be recovered, which is a lie. They just me to play MORE on their site. My whole life playing since the changes in 2004, I only got one response from them when I emailed the staff. Usually you send them a message, you never get a response.. NOT EVEN AN AUTO RESPONSE!

So obviously, if you weren't a long term 7 year player like I was, you wouldn't know shit about the changes they did because you just started playing and act like the biggest suck up to the staff. If you HAVEN'T heard of this site, do yourself a favor and stay away from it before it takes you down to hell with them.
Neopets.com is the worse site and yet they promote themselves to be the "best" site with their gay merchandise and cheaply made t-shirts and happy meal toys. Their rare item codes on the toys don't even give you rare items! The item just says "(Rare)" but it's really worth about 400NP most of the times.
by Adeeb Bachchan July 10, 2008
 
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A very addictive virtual pet website. This website is freakin' awesome. You can create up to 4 virtual pets and costomize them by choosing their name, color, species, and more. Neopets has a lot more activites besides taking care of your pets. For example: guilds (A fun pirvate themed club that you can own or join. You can post on guild the board or take part in activities that your guild has. You can only make/own one so choose wisley), shops (buy fun items with your nps), games (earn nps to buy items), more games, games, and a little more games, boards, private messaging, and sooooo sooooo much more!
Create a account a start the fun today!
by TheGreatDaftOnes July 27, 2005
 
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Despite what some may say, Neopets is the best ever virtual pets website invented. You get to pie clowns, rip people off, and starve overly-cute fuzzy little surreal freaks to death! What better way to spend a Saturday?
See you in Meridell!
by Lumpkin June 24, 2005
 
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Neopest is the best virtual pet website there is. Origionally made by two teens, Adam Powell and Donna Williams, who then sold it to a company because it became so popular.
It has a battledome, a chat board, guilds, shops, a beauty contest to show of artwork and much much more... its completely free! Neopets now has premium for people who want to pay(optional) to recieve lots of rare and free items!
by Kahlilia June 26, 2005
 
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I have been a member for five years and have not had any problem on neopets at all. It seems like to me the people complaining are the ones who cause trouble or who dont want to work for the neopoints. The rules are strict but they are that way to keep the site clean or atleast try to.
have been a member for five years and have not had any problem on neopets at all. It seems like to me the people complaining are the ones who cause trouble or who dont want to work for the neopoints. The rules are strict but they are that way to keep the site clean or atleast try to.
by loulou January 25, 2005
 
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One of, if not the, greatest virtual community on which to play free-of-charge. You talk to the neoboards, collect avatars, collect items and neopoints, paint and feed and battle with your pets, give them petpets and petpetpets, give them a house, etc etc. Many people have grown to become irate at the fact that neopets has a lot of real merchandise now, and that neopets has created a restocking system styled so that items that should be of high value stay as such. These people feel negative in this way because they lack monetary supplement, both in the real world and the neopian one, because they frankly suck. They claim merchandise is simply a marketing ploy for neopets' creators to make money. And perhaps this is true. However, things must be taken into consideration. The creators are people - it would be a good idea that they eat, so we can continue to have such a wonderful and free website with creators that have not wasted away to bones. Secondly, TNT (the neopets team) is now a good deal many more people than just donna and adam. There are many employees to pay. Neopets doesn't exactly run the site off of home computers either. Office space, servers, they are all expensive! For those who don't know, looking up expensive, money, and np might be a good thing, since so many people know nothing of the three. Adam and Donna do need to make a living! They have no other job because they love neopets. Sometimes people DO get iced or frozen. However, this is because usually people use abers and cheat programs. It is sometimes not the case - but there IS no perfect system ..
All-in-all, neopets is a fun, family site. Perhaps a little too much reference to asparagus, but people of all ages come and play in their spare time. There are indeed ways to get rich, contrary to popular belief. Some people just don't like that it is hard, and takes effort. It is sort of pointless, being unrelated to the real world, but it's extremely fun to do.
Neopets is such a fun free virtual site, isn't it!
by Brendan Wynn December 28, 2004
 
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neopets is a virtual pet website created by Adam Powell and Donna...muha...Adam really like Aspargus Chia's so if u look up his account (borovan) then u will see that he has 5 pets instead of 4. on this site you try to keep active and make your pet feel the way it should be felt and to make neopoints to help u buy items such as battle items, food or other collectables...u also get secret avatars which some r almost impossible to get...for instance the Adam Powell one...must match his NP with yours....over 11,000,000....wow! har har....it is fun

out of 10 i giv it 13
fun, exciting and sometimes stupid
by fargus! January 18, 2005
 
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A website that is better than Runescape in everyway, The reasons being:

1) You don't have to pay, to get total use of the website.

2) It's much harder to gain Neopoints (Neopets currency) then it is to gain Runescape coins which makes it more challenging.

The reason most people would say "neopets sucks" on this website, is because they swear on the boards and are frozen for it.

Even though Neopets is addictive it is also extremely fun and you won't find anything better on the internet.

I have an average account, but I love this game and if you have a problem with noobs remember, they have no intelligence, it's not their fault, they were born that way.
Either ignore them or block them.
Neopets is good not bad people only hate cause they're frozen.

Most people think that rich people on neopets buy thier items and neopoints.
There is no current way to do such a thing.

PS I wish I could.
by Iggleblad April 30, 2005