Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai
Ok after 3 years of playing neopets i'll just say neopets sucks fucking llama balls. You get your account icedfrozen / delete / disable for NO FUCKING REASON. TNT is a bunch of communist whores that ice you and get paid $.50 per person they ice. They fucking must have like billions of dollars. 3 words: Play neopets and i'll FUCKING make fun of you and stalk you and kick your damn ass. kthxbai

Neopets fucking sucks big hairy pedophile balls
by STFU STALKER July 24, 2006
1: (neeopets) N. A computer game at www.neopets.com. An unfair but often fun site. The game consists of taking care of pets ( a rare few actually do) and making money. Mostly the latter. Very difficult to make money, as the NT (Neopets Team) sees this as hacking, scamming, or basically anything except the work you put into it.Oddly addictive and kind of scary when you remember things from about 5 years ago. Breeding ground to haters, people who think they are immortal, cyber-ers, and the occasional normal person. Most players are older than you would think and some Grandmothers are known to be on the site. Nifty if you don't have anything better to do.
2: (neeopets) N. Fake animals that live in Neopia on the site. Don't be fooled, they do get sick, but even though it says they're dying...they're not.
1:"Woah, you still play Neopets?"
"I can't stop playing Neopets!!"
"I've been playing Neopets since I was nine."
2:" OH MY GOD! MY NEOPETS ARE DYING!!Oh wait..it's said that for the past two years."
"Dude, do these neopets ever die?I haven't fed them since I started playing."
by ThE:BiNKY:BaNDiT January 05, 2004
a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.
Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.
by John December 27, 2004
Neopets was once a fun little site, but now it has become addictave and unfair. Some people say that people only think it is unfair cause you got frozen. I got frozen unfairly. It said I posted something inapropiate and so I submitted it to be looked over and got frozen. Now I see the light. Neopets is not the GREAT of a site. It is just a descise of Evil. I hate the site now. The games get boring cause they are over played. Adds everywhere. Unjust rules. (You cannot talk about Christianity, but you can talk about wiccans, vampires, and witchcraft.) The filter has too many flaws, and Like many people said if you get too many neopoints they automatically think that you are scamming or using multiple accounts and you loose all your hard work. I think that there are alot more fun virtual pet sites out there if you look. And If you go for just the boards I know there are better boards. I say stop before Neopets takes you completly over and you become a drone.
Another problem is all the n00bs. They are looking for b/f, or g/f. I think if you are looking on that site then you just are so sad you can't get one in the real world. So I know just find Neopets a BIG dissapointment.
n00b- LyKe WhO wHaNtS tO bE mEh B/f!!!1111!1!1
Me- Shut up despie n00b!!!!
n00b-LyKe I aM sO rEpOrTnG yOu FoR bEnG MeEn!!!!11!1!1!!1!1!
Me- Lyke I so don't care! Learn to spell n00b!
by Lori_is_Me July 12, 2005
An online game that once, in a distant time, was fun. I was on neopets years ago, before all this idiotic advertising. Then, the admins weren't all uptight, but cared about you and the site. They once even came onto the boards, and you were allowed to 'neomail' them. But such times are gone. You can get frozen for anything at all. (I got two accounts frozen twice in two days for commenting on how the site went downhill.) There was once a board called 'General Category' that one day, for no real reason, was removed. This was generally the 'idiot pen' and without it, the idiots roamed free. They all seemed to choose to go to the 'FC' where the roleplayers hung out. And that was the FCs demise. Slowly roleplays became more rare, and are now gone altogether. An 'IFC' was made in a secretive location. I was invited and it was fun for awhile. But the 'FCers' that went there simply became the idiots they hated, minus the chatspeak. There really isn't much reason to go anymore.
Neopets has really just turned into a merchandise spot.
by Blue Ruse August 09, 2006
This site is fucking satan in a box. I'm not even kidding. It contains the effects of the following:

nicotine
speed
caffiene

TNT (theneopetsteam) only cares about a few select people, who in all honesty probably arent even people but bots made to look like someone that has no life. They dont want constructive criticism, they just want plain, cookie cutter, "nothing is wrong" people who wont care what happens because TNT will just keep playing favorites with them.

For example. A few years back, there was a hacker. Hacked into the bases and reset a lot of peoples pets. It was blamed on a "mis-firing lab ray", which is an excuse a freaking three year old could tell is about as likely to be true as britney spears ever having scored over a twelve on an iq test. Hundreds of people are screwed over, but some select people got their stuff back. Coincidence?

And then one time for an april fools joke, i had made the name "featherallley" (it had an extra "l"). went to the boards and posted "hi". nothing but "hi". within minutes i was iced.

Which makes me wonder about the kind of game where theres actually a nickname for getting banned. Thats what people call it there, "iced".

They've gone totally sell out, where 3 out of 4 games are sponsor games and 99/100 games are completely pathetic and could probably give you cancer just from playing them.

It will steal your soul. Stay away from this at all costs.
(before neopets)
Person 1: Hey man, me and Taylor are gonna go catch a movie. You up for it?

Person 2: Sure thing. This T.V. show's starting to get boring anyway.

(after neopets)
person 1: Dude, the new skate park just opened up! We're gonna go skate for a while, you should come with us.

person 2: I uh...have stuff to do.

(weeks later)

person 1: Hey...uh you havent been at school for a few days and you arent answering any calls. Whats wrong?

person 2: *sobbing uncontrollably* I got iced!
by quizzical November 30, 2006
Neopets used to be fun when they had General Chat and reasonably priced items. But now it is a dictatorship. TNT sits on their throne and freezes users for being rich or just being a user or just because they have nothing better to do (try making the site a little more user-friendly, bitches!). We are just the helpless villagers awaiting eternal ice. Even if you do ask for your account back and give them real reasons why you shouldn't have been frozen they will still never reply. If you ask for help on a subject like a rare item code not working, they will send you an e-mail saying "Why don't you try asking the people on the Help boards. They will be more than happy to help."
NO THEY WON'T! The n00bs at the Help boards sit there and wait for unsuspecting newbies to ask an innocent question and then the attack you like a swarm of bees yelling "Oh mi geee uR LYK t0talLY rEp0rtED!!!!11!!!111!" and then TNT says they check each report thoroughly, but in reality they see if enough people report the matter and freeze them and when they ask for their account back they say "Why don't you try asking the people on the Help boards. They will be more than happy to help." I CANT GO ON THE BOARDS YOU SONOFABITCH! YOU FROZE ME! They wouldnt even let me type the word "naughty" when I was quoting it from Harry Potter! They care too much about their sponsors to even begin to think about what is best for their users. They say, "No profanity allowed.", but the faeries practically work for Playboy showing all their cleavage! Have some dignity! They won't let you say "I believe in Christ". But they will let you say "Wiccans will rule the earth and kill you!". Come on! Neopets! What happened to it? Where did they go wrong???
n00b: oMgee lyk g!v mii aLL urr m0Neyzzz oR ! WiL1 reeEp0rtt uu!

Me: How about no! You cant make me give you my money!

n00b: i AM reeeEp0RTin' uu u soNof aaa BITcH! i AM theNeopetsTE@M!!11!1! i 0wn neopets!

Me: What did I do? Why dont you crawl in a hole and die and we will see if anyone cares?
by Paige Anderson July 17, 2006
A virtual pet from the site Neopets
The site Neopets: www.neopets.com
by Farfello April 28, 2004
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