What used to be a cool pet site, but now sucks. And here are the top 10 reasons why:


1: Shameless Advertising.
They have 3 advertisements on almost every page.
One on the top, one on the bottem, and one on the side. Advertising things like online dating services, weight loss programs, and phone companies. Plus they have countless sponser games. And even make sponser items (bubble yum, sweet tarts, etc.)

2: Neo Staff favoring certin users.
Let's face it, there's only a handful of people TNT (theneopetsteam) actually give a shit about.
Featheralley, Hrobi, Garret_jaxx (sp?), Hubrids_mansion, Jazz_invinceable , and a coupple others. Thease people will not be iced no matter how many rules they brake.

3: Message boards.
The message board used to be cool... like four years ago. Now they suck. Neopets changed the format to look more professional... and screwed everything up. Completely deleteing the GC (general chat), which used to be cool. Before n00bs took over.

4: Glitches and bugs.
Neopets has countless glitches and bug which they will never fix. I myself have lost well over 15 million in items and np's (example: I lost a SOS while taking it off my pet. Plus I've lost large sums of neopoints countless times while trying to put them into the bank.) And neopets never refunds anything you lost during a glitch... unless you're featheralley of course...

5: Cheaters
Neopets is full of gay ass asain cheaters.
They've made it impossibble for anyone who dosn't cheat to get on a high score list for a game.

6: They're Hypocrits
They'll freeze your account if you post pictures of yourself in which you are slightly imosdestly dressed. And yet they have faeries with their boobs hanging out all over the site, wearing skirts that sure show alot-o-theigh.
They'll freeze you if you mention any achollolic bevrages, and yet they have them as items on their site! *points to a certin item called "red wine" and many other wines*
Noooo cussing. Or else they'll freeeezeee youuuu.
*points to the old maraqua vid with the pirate swearing.... aloso points to the faerie who swears* mmhmmm.

7: Scams
The site is full of people trying to scam other players. Pretty much the only reason guilds exist anymore is for people to host scams.

8: No origional games
Every fuckin game on that site is a ripoff of another game.

9: It's understaffed
They have far too few monitors for the amount of people who use the site.

10: Report Happy Users
People will report you for ANYTHING on that site. And I mean anything. And regardless to what neopets says, no, they DON'T actually check inot the situation. I've been faulsely reported and frozen countless times. If you mearly say something like "I don't like Good Charlotte, I prefer Dropkick Murphys." ... someone WILL report you, and if enough twits report for it, you WILL be frozen.

And those are the top ten reason why neopets sucks.
Though if you still like to play regardless of those reasons here's the top 10 tips on how NOT to get iced
1: Don't have anything on your user look-up
2: Don't talk to ANYONE
3: Don't be in a guild
4: Don't have a pet
5: Don't play any games
6: Don't share a computer with anyone or anything
7: Don't buy anything from any shop
8: Don't log on from ANY other computer
9: Don't leave for 3 years then log back into your account
10: Don't get anything from the money tree.

The End
(please forgive the large amount of spelling and grammer errors.)
Dork: OMG NEOPETZ IZ SO KEWL!!!1 I'V BEN PLAYIN FER 5 YEARZ NOW! ONG I JUST FOUND A CODESTONE ON THE FLOOR!!1!!/1/1!!!!!

Non-Dork: You're a dork.
by Ibanez April 11, 2005

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A very addictive virtual pet website. This website is freakin' awesome. You can create up to 4 virtual pets and costomize them by choosing their name, color, species, and more. Neopets has a lot more activites besides taking care of your pets. For example: guilds (A fun pirvate themed club that you can own or join. You can post on guild the board or take part in activities that your guild has. You can only make/own one so choose wisley), shops (buy fun items with your nps), games (earn nps to buy items), more games, games, and a little more games, boards, private messaging, and sooooo sooooo much more!
Create a account a start the fun today!
by TheGreatDaftOnes July 27, 2005

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Despite what some may say, Neopets is the best ever virtual pets website invented. You get to pie clowns, rip people off, and starve overly-cute fuzzy little surreal freaks to death! What better way to spend a Saturday?
See you in Meridell!
by Lumpkin June 24, 2005

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Neopest is the best virtual pet website there is. Origionally made by two teens, Adam Powell and Donna Williams, who then sold it to a company because it became so popular.
It has a battledome, a chat board, guilds, shops, a beauty contest to show of artwork and much much more... its completely free! Neopets now has premium for people who want to pay(optional) to recieve lots of rare and free items!
by Kahlilia June 26, 2005

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I have been a member for five years and have not had any problem on neopets at all. It seems like to me the people complaining are the ones who cause trouble or who dont want to work for the neopoints. The rules are strict but they are that way to keep the site clean or atleast try to.
have been a member for five years and have not had any problem on neopets at all. It seems like to me the people complaining are the ones who cause trouble or who dont want to work for the neopoints. The rules are strict but they are that way to keep the site clean or atleast try to.
by loulou January 25, 2005

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One of, if not the, greatest virtual community on which to play free-of-charge. You talk to the neoboards, collect avatars, collect items and neopoints, paint and feed and battle with your pets, give them petpets and petpetpets, give them a house, etc etc. Many people have grown to become irate at the fact that neopets has a lot of real merchandise now, and that neopets has created a restocking system styled so that items that should be of high value stay as such. These people feel negative in this way because they lack monetary supplement, both in the real world and the neopian one, because they frankly suck. They claim merchandise is simply a marketing ploy for neopets' creators to make money. And perhaps this is true. However, things must be taken into consideration. The creators are people - it would be a good idea that they eat, so we can continue to have such a wonderful and free website with creators that have not wasted away to bones. Secondly, TNT (the neopets team) is now a good deal many more people than just donna and adam. There are many employees to pay. Neopets doesn't exactly run the site off of home computers either. Office space, servers, they are all expensive! For those who don't know, looking up expensive, money, and np might be a good thing, since so many people know nothing of the three. Adam and Donna do need to make a living! They have no other job because they love neopets. Sometimes people DO get iced or frozen. However, this is because usually people use abers and cheat programs. It is sometimes not the case - but there IS no perfect system ..
All-in-all, neopets is a fun, family site. Perhaps a little too much reference to asparagus, but people of all ages come and play in their spare time. There are indeed ways to get rich, contrary to popular belief. Some people just don't like that it is hard, and takes effort. It is sort of pointless, being unrelated to the real world, but it's extremely fun to do.
Neopets is such a fun free virtual site, isn't it!
by Brendan Wynn December 28, 2004

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neopets is a virtual pet website created by Adam Powell and Donna...muha...Adam really like Aspargus Chia's so if u look up his account (borovan) then u will see that he has 5 pets instead of 4. on this site you try to keep active and make your pet feel the way it should be felt and to make neopoints to help u buy items such as battle items, food or other collectables...u also get secret avatars which some r almost impossible to get...for instance the Adam Powell one...must match his NP with yours....over 11,000,000....wow! har har....it is fun

out of 10 i giv it 13
fun, exciting and sometimes stupid
by fargus! January 18, 2005

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A website that is better than Runescape in everyway, The reasons being:

1) You don't have to pay, to get total use of the website.

2) It's much harder to gain Neopoints (Neopets currency) then it is to gain Runescape coins which makes it more challenging.

The reason most people would say "neopets sucks" on this website, is because they swear on the boards and are frozen for it.

Even though Neopets is addictive it is also extremely fun and you won't find anything better on the internet.

I have an average account, but I love this game and if you have a problem with noobs remember, they have no intelligence, it's not their fault, they were born that way.
Either ignore them or block them.
Neopets is good not bad people only hate cause they're frozen.

Most people think that rich people on neopets buy thier items and neopoints.
There is no current way to do such a thing.

PS I wish I could.
by Iggleblad April 30, 2005

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