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18. Nelson
To cruelly laugh in the presence of someone's misfortune.
I got fired today and my boss's assistant nelsoned me as I was cleaning out my desk.

I fell while rollerblading in the park and some jerk gave me a Nelson out a car window.

1. nelson
An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!
2. nelson
Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.
girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym

girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson
3. Nelson
Small, extreamly liberal town in South Easten Brithis Columbia, Canada. Is known for having some of the best weed in the world.
Nelson is the shiznit
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4. nelson
to have an overgrown mustache

from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids
wow, man ur nelson is massive!
5. Nelson
A cute person who is in middle school and has like 7 friends and is from a small carribean island like Puerto Rico.
Person 1: Man, did you see Nelson today?
Person 2: Dang, he look fine
6. Nelson
Small city in the upper south island of New Zealand. Known for an intolerance causing chemical in the water. Symptoms include racisim, bigotry, middle-class social climbing, and the complete inability to undertand anything that defies instant explanation.

Also know for the "sun tax" where employers believe they live in such a desirable location that they can get away with paying the lowest wages in the country.
Hi I'm from Nelson, New Zealand. I vote right wing and love to give people unwanted advice and unwelcome comments!
7. nelson
to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.
bro you're such a nelson at dead island.
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