a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.
13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans
" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"
" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"
A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
A guy that has very small nuts
neil has small nuts.
shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
One who takes stiff man pole in his butt
"Neil is a bit of a Neil"
1. A person who is exceptionally afraid of their responsibilities.
2. One who runs away from problems.
3. A person with uncontrollable pussyism. Who finds solace only when babied by "mommy" or new girlfriends.
"Neil said he didn't want to help you raise your child he only wanted to make one. He ran off to Idaho."
1)One of the main reasons ginger kids are hated so much.
2) A lying
, self centered, big headed joke of a little boy
, who tries desperately to make up for his tragically stunted penis
by being the centre of attention as often as possible. Has some sort of deluded idea, probably because mummy and daddy don't love him, that by being as loud, obnoxious and perverted
as possible, he will actually be worth more than the shit
that comes out of his mouth.
3) A coward who won't actually confront any guy one to one, but will happily make what passes for witty comments when they are miles away.
4) A boy who is shit at holding down long term relationships. Consoles himself after he is inevitably dumped by praying on ugly girls, probably as they remind him of his mother, who he insists on parading around when nobody gives a fuck!
5) A guy so ridden with STI's, you can't even hold his hand without being infected with multiple diseases.
6) Hated by most girls with any sense of self esteem, worth, or even ability to not act like a total whore. Doesn't seem to realize he can only ever get easy girls, whereas decent chicks steer well clear and know him for the sleazy