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A 'Neil' is a person of awesome intellect who shows good character, charm, wit and good manners in everything he does.
Sean is definetely not a Neil. He is an anti-neil.
#sean #neil #anti-neil #awesome #intellect
by Nirm March 20, 2007
to ruin a perfectly good stream of funny jokes by telling a really bad one.
thanks a lot, you just neiled it.
#niel #neiled #nieled #nail #nailed
by jabrony September 16, 2007
A 'neil' is a passionate, good looking, sexy, clever guy who has an amazing out look on life. If you come across a neil, you can be sure your life would change for the better,
' i met a neil today, how lucky am i :)'
#neil #luck #life #better #sexy
by sneaky leeky January 05, 2010
A guy that has very small nuts
neil has small nuts.
#small nuts #vagina #little dick #no cock #dickless
by Big Dick09 February 03, 2010
shortarse, who uses wikipedia articles in a vain attempt to prove his wacky theories.
If you were any more wrong, you'd be neil
#wrong #shortarse #smelly #wikipedia #dumbass
by imsol33t January 12, 2010
One who takes stiff man pole in his butt
"Neil is a bit of a Neil"
#gay #homosexual #queer #fag #manslave
by Vindaloostew March 27, 2007
A Specific Noun pretaing to one person such as Tims Dad. It mean Ass whole, or cunt, or Dick Head.
Tim - Agh, my dad is such a neil.

Justin - Agh, tell me about it.
#neil #fag #ass #whole #dooche #cunt
by jnikdskgsd August 18, 2008
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