Chief of police: What color is his skin?
Chief of police: Send in the negrociator!
Cop: Are you sure sir?
Chief of police: Positive.
Negrociator: Now listen up Johnny Negaro (say that was his name), You wanna come out before we bust a cap in your ass!
YOU SEE THE NEGROCIATOR IS DOWN WITH THE BLACK TEARMANOLOGY. HE CAN DEFUSE ANY SITUIATION INVOLVING A COLORED MAN. AIIIGHT!!
Pimp Daddy Alonzo: Ah ha check this faggot muh'fucka. Drop the punk ass bullshit for a second, honky. Let me negrociate with my cousin Ray Ray and we'll get back to ya.
Ray Ray: After careful negrociation, we've decided LaQueefa's workin for free tonight.