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6. Nef
A sweet little person who cares about everybody more than themselves.

You're well my wee Nef, always putting everyone first.

Nef is the nicest little person in the land
1. Nef
Created in the Anandtech forums, it was a member who posted useless crap to increase his post count. Hence, the term eventually branched out in to other forums and became a popular term among forum goers. Lifers are usually a harmless bunch, not as vicious as trolls. All they care about is the postcount..
You're such a nef.
Stop neffing your lifer.
by prop Aug 19, 2004 add a video
2. nef
usually found in forums;
somebody who wastes a post with a useless remark or comment just to increase their post count.
POSTED BY: uselessuser

hey yo sups dudes, ..i just took a shit just now! cool huh! ur thoughts?
by dan Jan 8, 2003 add a video
3. nef
v. or n.

Much like post whoring, but usually much more comedic and with more of a purpose (I know it's an oxymoron). Created in the AnandTech forums (likely in ATOT).
(to a nef that isn't funny):
Stop posting/BAN!/DIAF, you worthless nef.
by ts3433 Mar 24, 2005 add a video
4. NEF
Not Even Funny
Abbreviation to "NOT EVEN FUNNY"

Nef can be used in speech and on internet (forums or chats). A proper moment to to call the word is when someone tries to be clever and fails.
5. nef
Not even funny, like when you are being sarcastic or hyper.
Hana: He broke up with you?

Jennifer: Yeah

Hana: You must be hurting. What did you do all day yesterday?

Jennifer: I cried all day. I cried so hard, it's nef.
7. nef
Short for nephew, used when addressing an acquaintance or friend
"Hey Tyrone, what's up my nef?"
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