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A swine-fearing dumb animal, betrayed by its neurons but loved by its triangular tail.Neelguys can instantly make any moment awkward by farting.It has 4 stomachs, one of which it uses to protect its tail when it feels threatened by puzzles.10-year old children often poke it with bamboo sticks.
Happy : Want to go out tonight?
Mota : Sure.
Happy : Let me call a cab.
Mota : No need.We will ride a Neelguy instead.
by Neelguy May 22, 2011

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