Its a common word for the everyday thug
of Glasgow. there are many types of ned.
Common ned,Goon Ned,Mad ned,Cheeky ned.
They are either totally respected or else totally hated.They normally go around in big crews
Ned : Am gonnae get ma fleeto ontae you ya mad rocket.
Person : Ohno please dont.
Ned: aye well seeing yer feart noo!
**Person punches ned**
**Ned hacks person with a machette and then runs**
ned = non edcated delinquent, to be honest this statment probaly compliments the majority if neds' intelligences. Basically a large group of cowards that think they're 'hard' because they drink. They are cowards because:-
1 they won't fight unless out-numberring their 'victim' by atleast 3:1
2 they hav to at least 2years older than the person they are fighting
3 always carry a knife
neds are also unable to dre themselves. They all hav very strong speech impedements basically all the say is fuck and mumble.
neds are basically scottish chavs
NEDS STAND FOR NEVER ENDING DIARHEA SYNDROME. INSTEAD OF SAYING YOU HAVE DIARHEA, JUS SAY THAT YOU HAVE THE NEDS!
AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING I HAD HARDCORE NEDS IN THE MORNING!
Non Educated Delinquent
Scots term used to describe chav. Does not have to be from Glasgow. Often from in-bred farming backgrounds such as in the village of Braemar in Deeside, Scotland. Has had little or no attention and disipline from parents, who are probably wasters as well. Wears sports gear, trackies, burberry cap and/or scarf. Listens to electronic dance music with repetitive tune and lyrics, known to them as "beats." Has fascination with 80's and 90's hatchbacks, modifications, and "cruising." Generally stupid, are obsessed with going "on the sesh" meaning consuming copious amounts of alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. The males have a fixation to internet pornography. Also termed as bams (below average mentality) and they call themselves "casuals" As in:
Normal Person: "hello"
Ned: "You startin'!?"
Normal Person: "I do not fight people like you"
Ned: "you're gay, and I did your ma"
Normal Person: "Shut up you pathetic ned"
Ned: "I'm a casual, so shu'up you fucking homo"
neds deserve to die also known aschavs
n.e.dstands for non educated delinquent
lots of fake gold soverign rings, burberry caps, kappa trackys, and rockports, mostly stolen from the back of a lorry.
Bob was walking down the street one day when he saw a ned, Bob being the smart caring neighbourly man he is, with a great sense for the well being of his commuinity, quickly took out his ak47 and shot the ned and his "crew" to pieces.
Stands for Non-Educated Delinquent. The stereotype is someone who wears white tracksuits, burbery cap, has a bottle of Buckfast (cheap alcohol) in his/her hand. Generally applied to the violent NED stereotype.
The flying saucer that appears from right to left in the arcade game 'Space Invaders'
"Willie got the ned every time. And always 300 points".
Bit of a larrikan kind of a donkey
Ned McCutcheon a fella from Hurlstone who lives in Trangie