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Klaatu Verata Necto 

These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.
Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).
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A transdermal patch used to quell the urge to fuck dead people.
Steve : I can't seem to stop myself from fucking the dead.

Scott : Have you tried Necroderm?
Necroderm by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009
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Neatos Cheetos 

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers
Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos
Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Neco arc 

The greatest living entity to ever exist in the multiverse. Will eradicate you in the span of a millisecond with it's fact speaking words.
Bob: Oh this man is playing neco arc, I'm gone.
Neco arc by whyamibrowsingthissite September 7, 2021

Necrobilly 

The admin of the world. Named after the style of music he loves so very much. Also ZC 4 LYFE~
Yo son, you see that nig, that nig be Necrobilly, admin of the world.
Necrobilly by Dirk Mcgee June 11, 2009

Neato Mosquito 

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie
Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.

Neco Coneco 

A fictional toy that appeared in the manga Azumanga Daioh. It often comes in the form of a small white kitten sitting on the head of a white cat, but also comes in different forms such as sleeping cats or Iriomote cats (An endangered species only found on the island of Iriomote in Japan) The character Sakaki is particularly fond of the brand.

The name "Neco Coneco" comes from the Japanese name, "Neko Koneko" which literally translates to "Cat Kitten." The romanization of its Japanese name also sounds like "Connected Cat."
Girl 1: I just love Neco Coneco! I wish they were real.....
Girl 2: Isn't that those cat dolls from Azumanga Daioh? It's a plush, right? Why don't you sew one?
Girl 1: That's a great idea! Too bad I can't sew....
Neco Coneco by Lentils. February 28, 2014