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8.
one that likes to fuck dead bodies.
damn, that zoophagus is such a necrophiliac!
by Siphon April 03, 2003
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9.
Not nearly as much fun as necromancy.
"I'd rather force the undead to be my slaves than have sexual intercourse with a dead body, thank you very much."
by VileTerror February 03, 2004
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10.
1) The necrophile develops poor self-esteem, perhaps due in part to a significant loss;
(a) He (usually male) is very fearful of rejection by women and he desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him; and/or
(b) He is fearful of the dead, and transforms his fear of the dead—by means of reaction formation—into a desire for the dead.
(2) He develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a corpse, sometimes after exposure to a corpse.
"Jeffery screwed a corpse last night."
"Omg, He engaged in necrophilia?"
"yeah, he said it was fun"
by UGetANickleBack November 08, 2007
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11.
Some creepy fucking thing where some deusch of a human being screws some dead person. Generally done by guys cuz it's kinda hard for a chick to get it on with someone who's dead and not cooperating... but there is the whole rigamortis thing...
Annie: What's necrophilia Mr. Mister?
Mr. Mister: Well.. um... Annie, I don't want to go into this with you...
Annie: Please Mr. Mister. I can handle it *unreassuring thumbs up*
Mr. Mister: Uhhh... someone who loves dead people dear.
Annie: *sound of crickets in the background* huh?
Chloe: You heard the man. Someone who LOVES dead people *suggestive eyebrow waggling*
Annie: Wait... what? Mr. Mister... Do they do... sexual... things with them?
Chloe: *bangs head into desk*
Mr. Mister: Yes Annie. Yes they do.
Annie: Like, OMG!
Mr. Mister: OK. Back to the actual topic at hand-
Annie: Wait! Do these people like live together in cults?
Chloe: *Do you retards live in a cult to keep yourselves out of the gene-pool?*
Mr. Mister: No... They do this on their own...
Annie: Ooooooh... Who are they? Do they dig up graves?
Sophie: No. They're usually psychopaths that murder people and then *ahem* with the dead bodies.
Annie: O__o
Chloe: Sometimes they work at morgues.
Annie: What? 0_0
Chloe: At morgues. Ya know... granny dies... the morgue guy gets her... sometimes with very different intents in mind then regular society.
Annie: WAAAAH!
Mr. Mister: OKAY THEN. New subject
Annie: *sniffles*
by DeCaelo January 13, 2010
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12.
performing sexual relations with a corpse
Necrophiliac: C'mon you know you wanna perform necrophilia someday man. Remember, dead women never say no...
by Woobie October 09, 2006
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13.
The uncontrolable urge to crack open a cold one
damn, I have the worst necrophilia
by Alex Gierczak November 01, 2008
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14.
Another reason to get cremated when you die.
Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.
by Arutunian March 21, 2012
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