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A Neckie is when you are having intimate relations with a quadriplegic amputee and he/she uses there chin and chest to wank the dick off you.
Jude: who was the date last night?

Sean: fuck the date, the fucken neckee I got off that torso in the wheelchair with the blonde hair last night was amazing.
by Fat Brenner October 20, 2013

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